During a panel of ABC network showrunners held Saturday at the Producers Guild’s Produced By Conference in Burbank, Marc Cherry draw laughs when he described how he has had to coax performances out of one of his stars.
“One of my actresses on Desperate Housewives is not funny,” he said, before offering that he coaches her by saying, “Sweetie, if you raise your eyebrow here, you’ll get a laugh.” Cherry didn’t reveal the actress in question, but continued, “She does, and she gets nominations. Daddy’s little girl does comedy. I’m part daddy, part psychiatrist.” (The Hollywood Reporter via Blind Gossip)
Marc Cherry sounds like a gigantic cunt queen royale who would spit at an acting baby and slap its mom like a dignitary if it didn’t coo on cue. Oh how I just want to curl around his devil hooves and listen to him talk shit all day. And with that, I’m going to say he was not talking about Felicity Huffman, Teri Hatcher or Vanessa Williams. They don’t need coaching
In order for Marcia Cross to raise an eyebrow, you’d need a chisel and a steam iron to melt the Botox. So I’ll guess Eva Longoria. Science doesn’t lie!
Which womanizing actor from a hit ’90s TV series is living a double life as a gay man? This comic genius always has sexy women on his arm, but his cover almost got blown when he propositioned the wrong guy, who can’t stop talking about it! (Blind Gossip)
Alf, obviously. Or Jim Carrey? Or James Franco (he is a genius of ALL mediums)?
This is one of the hottest tickets in town. This mom, who is married, or I think she is married, close enough anyway to this former A list movie actor who is still a solid B with A+ name recognition started a club. It is for celebrity mothers. Each month, a play date/party is held where the moms bring their kids called PPP. Pot, porn and petting. Yep, the kind of petting you think. Apparently all of the moms are in hetero relationships but like the monthly bonding. One former B list movie actress from one hit movie who keeps failing at television is rumored to have gotten pregnant solely because she wanted to come to these parties. Who watches the kids? (CDAN)
Why does this sound like the made-up plot of a late night Showtime reality show that was co-created by the producers of The Real L-Word and The Babysitters Club movie?
The kind of petting I’m thinking is “petting puppies,” so shove a baby in me and get me into this club!