The Internet’s ovaries nearly exploded out of rage last year when Blake Lively and expert Canadian tuxedo wearer and operator of hipster smoothness Ryan Gosling were photographed eating ice cream together at a shop on Main Street in Disneyland. Blake must feel extra romantic when she hears the sound of screaming brat toddlers beating their sisters over the head with a giant lollipop and smells the scent of burning money, because she went back to Main Street with Leonardo DiCaprio after the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday. Please tell me Goofy asked her to autograph the naked pictures of her he printed out.
A source tells UsWeekly that Blake, Leo and their friends all showed up to the StarTours ride at 11pm and were escorted to the front of the line. Then they all hung out in front of the Penny Arcade on Main Street before going back to their hotel. A different source says that Blake isn’t just another stop on Leo’s never-ending stroll down HO WAY. The source laid it on thick, “I’ve never seen him like this with a girl.”
Is this the part where we’re supposed to believe this is a real relationship and that it wasn’t what happened when two publicists rubbed their BlackBerries together really hard? Okay, then. Well, good news for Blake then. When things get really serious and Leo asks Blake if he can draw her like one of his French girls, she can just hand him her cell phone. Bitch doesn’t have to spend hours posing on a dirty sofa.