Afternoon Crumbs

June 7, 2011 / Posted by:

Update your files, Jared Leto is a spitter – Hollywood Rag

If Posh doesn’t get her salad dressing on the side, a gnarling testicle face will bark at you – Lainey Gossip

The creator of Lost basically said that the smoke monster would’ve made a better Emma Frost than January Jones did – The Superficial

James Franco’s high art tribute to Brad Renfro moves me to say: “TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT AND JUST STOP!” – Towleroad

Lady Gaga wears another creation from the House of Lookatmelookatmelookatmelookatmelookatme (Site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Marisa Miller gets motorboated by a bear – Hollywood Tuna

Cameron Diaz and A-Rod really are back together, but more importantly, what in pizza feet hell is that on her hooves? – Popsugar

More kitchen ass wigs and whack ass accents are coming your way courtesy of Angie JolieJust Jared

Even Maddox has to slow clap at Jennifer Aniston’s alleged acts of homewreckery – Celebitchy

Hot young nalgas alert – OMG Blog

Miranda Kerr needs to give those gold cuffs back to Wonder Woman – Popoholic

I am so happy about this Thelma & Louise reunion that I won’t even make a comment about the current state of Geena Davis’ face – SOW

Kelly Bensimon looking like a salmon jerky sushi roll – ICYDK

Look at this fucking hipster toddler – The Berry

Rest in peace, Shrek the SheepThe Daily What

Mary-Kate Olsen shows us what Barbara Bush would’ve worn if she was first lady in 3011 – Go Fug Yourself

Get a room (inside of a quarantine tent in the middle of the Arabian desert), you two! – I’m Not Obsessed

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