Sashay. Away.
Let me start off by saying that for being exposed to the elements on planet earth for the past 50 years, Dennis Rodman is looking good. Now, we can wipe away that coat of sugar and get to the real shit. Whoever shook their head vertically when Dennis asked if he looked hot should be put on Rodman neck scrubbing duty for the next 10 weeks, because it's wrong to lie to a bitch even on their birthday. A negligee from Joyce Leslie, workout pants and a rejected blouse from the Austin Powers costume closet cannot co-exist on the same body without the word "FUG" coming to mind at first sight. Dennis looks like he got dressed in the inside of a Salvation Army donation bin. How dreadful.
Dennis is trying to sell this look hard by posing with that cigar like he's first runner-up in the Miss Clinton Intern 1996 pageant, but I cannot raise my pedal for this. Pink daisy pasties, pink plastic diaper panties and lucite mary janes paired with that negligee would've made him look like the ruff 'n tumble queen he truly is.
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Submitted by agirl on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 6:59pm.
"Joyce Leslie"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*FAINTS*
(do you mean the one in Flushing, MK, by any chance? lol)
Ha ha, I was bugging out over that one, too, agirl! We had one in Jersey. I haven't thought of that place in forever!
When I look at him I see pathology.
I met Rodman at DFW. He is actually a very cool guy. The fucker is like 8 feet tall and had bright orange hair at the time.
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good for dennis for danicing to the beat of his own drum and all, but i've always found him gross...however, i believe he could be an excellent judge for rupaul's drag race...ru should make that happen...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
I've always kinda liked him, for some odd reason. Even tho' he fucked Madge. Maybe it's because he's friends with Eddie Vedder. *shrug*
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Sad and desperate.
Tired.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Well, this settles it. I'm adding Rodman to my "favorite athletes" section on Facebook.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
He's been cross dressing for years. I give him credit being ballsy.
This isn't one of his best looks.
But...Axe?? wtf, hahaaa
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Dennis likes dressing up a bit too much for it to be an act. He's one of the greatest defenders ever in the NBA. What does that say?
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omg This dude. Something tells me he's a non-conformist and, for that, he rules a piece of the rebel in all of us.
ISSUES!!!!
I was never interested in knowing his bio until I just realized now that he's actually 50, wow. He was very shy and introverted, plus lost his virginity to a prostitute at age 20. He was so shy around girls that he thought he may have been homosexual. Explains a lot.
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" looks like he got dressed in the inside of a Salvation Army donation bin. How dreadful." hahahahah made me laugh outloud
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
He's still alive?
and the difference between him and raja is....
lol @ kmr
i have that nightie :( it is actually from victoria secret and looks really pretty on me.
For a second I thought RuPaul had really let himself go.
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Shiitake happens...
Fool is just a chump who is an attention addict. I believe the fool is latently homosexual and won't face it. It's why he cannot deal with his kids or any kids. He's knows deep down inside he's really a fuck-up and cannot change or even wants to change.
Niggah needs more tattoos, too, especially on that fugly mug of his. Lawdy, he surely be fugly! Tattoos and piercings will not hide his hideous looks, but more tattoos on his mug could not hurt.
The next revelation will be he's really a homosexual.
There's nothing gay about being queer!
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 7:55pm.
Didn't Vadge fly him out first class to wherever she was recording because she was ovulating and wanted a baby by him? Dumb whore that she is.
Throw in a pair of heels and he could be any black man in Atlanta.
I'm afraid to say yes.
I'm afraid to say...no!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
mcnightmare,
Compassion on dlisted?!?!?
It was sad watching him on that show sometimes, as it often is watching people in denial about their destructive addictions.
As to why the necklace is tucked into the sheer, hot pink camisole:
He did the old trick, which is to look in the mirror after you're done dressing and then remove one item (e.g., do you need two cocktail rings?). For him, that meant tucking in the necklace that is now held in place by the camisole, which directs the viewer's gaze to his crotch. Dennis, you are clevah.
he is not gay but he is no stranger to cock...that is what I think...Plus he is definitely a crossdresser but not a drag queen...to understand the difference please refer to Ms. Noxema Jackson's lecture on "To Wong Foo" ;-)
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"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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I m sorry, but every time i see a close up of the shaving bumps on his neck that look like a tattooed-on turtleneck, i get distracted. Cant even take in the full glory of this outfit fuckery.
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SpiceDong,
I do totally remember that Vadge affair now, if I'm not mistaken, she left him because she wanted him to father a child with her and he wouldn't do it.
So, what's the deal, he's not gay, right?
Is he strictly a transvestite?
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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 7:40pm.
Wait, wasn't he married to Carmen Electra for about five minutes?
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yes, she left him on the grounds of domestic violence...he also "dated" Vadge back in her sluttier days. but pretty much any professional player nailed the Vadge from Canseco to Charles Barclay so no surprises there. Her chocha saw more star players that the old Shea Stadium.
"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 7:02pm.
Why is the necklace INSIDE the Joyce Leslie negligee?
I'm wondering if it's a 15-decade Rosary, and the part which normally holds the crucifix is tied to his balls, SMH.
Wait, wasn't he married to Carmen Electra for about five minutes?
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GERONIMO!
Was he ever good at BBall or did he just get into it for the locker room time?
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GERONIMO!
Lynda Barry on Dennis Rodman:
"I have kind of a love-hate thing going with [Rodman]...When he kicked that cameraman from Minneapolis I couldn't watch him for a while. But recently when he cried during an interview and everyone jeered at him, I found myself crying too. I think he is the personification of internal troubles -- of extreme depression that takes manic form. And I can't help but identify with that, having gone through a very manic period, a long manic period myself. Dyed hair and loud clothes and all.
I'm pretty worried about him now. I feel like losing the Bulls family -- especially Phil Jackson, who seemed to have a deeper picture of things -- must be horrible for him. On the news they said the reason he was late for a game recently was because, he said, he couldn't find his shoes and socks. He's a kid. And I know a lot of people despise him, but I can't. Do you think it's interesting that he isn't a drunk or a coke head? His drug is exhilaration and hope. And his hangover must be crushing depression and despair. I don't know what is going to happen to him. I have worried about it a lot, actually. I can't see a way out for him unless he takes up something like mountain climbing or some very physical activity that takes him from one place to another, step by step. That's the long answer. The short answer is that I relate to him. He seems like an off-balance Marlys to me."
that Barry didn't know he had drug problems doesn't lessen how moved i am by her compassion for him. i had a lot of empathy for him myself.
and i didn't watch Celebrity Rehab - i hardly watch TV nowadays. y'all are my entertainment :)
http://www.examiner.com/mental-health-in-minneapolis/more-on-dennis-rodm...
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Submitted by salacious on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Fraggle on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 7:02pm.
Can we get more idiot fucks pretending to be 'gay' because it's considered almost 'cool' now?
The fuck.
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You gotta give him some credit. He's way ahead of everybody else in that department. He first did it when he put on that wedding dress in 1996, if I'm not mistaken.
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True. And he was a sorta good looking woman in that wedding dress. I remember when he played basketball for the Spurs and Bulls it was always interesting to see how he died his hair that week (the cheetah print sticks out the most). Ah, the 90's....
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Submitted by mcnightmare: "Rodman was a good player in his day. But his mental illness issues always made him an easy mark, on and off the court."
That and his substance abuse issues. Did you see him on "Celebrity Rehab"? Kind of sad of how he didn't (couldn't?) interact with his kids. He's also got women issues.
Joyce Leslie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Fraggle on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 7:02pm.
Can we get more idiot fucks pretending to be 'gay' because it's considered almost 'cool' now?
The fuck.
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You gotta give him some credit. He's way ahead of everybody else in that department. He first did it when he put on that wedding dress in 1996, if I'm not mistaken.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Rodman was a good player in his day. But his mental illness issues always made him an easy mark, on and off the court.
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Joyce Leslie haha sooo true hooker shoes and cheap lip gloss and feather earinsss
He's looked worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmYWGjFFs4k
He's like the Andy Dick of basketball. I remember he used to fondle the players of the opposing teams to throw them off.
Submitted by Fraggle on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 7:02pm.
Hotmami on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 6:56pm.
Um...I don't get it.
Your mindset is under the assumption that there is something to 'get'.
No. Nothing. This fabricated fuckwit went half-gay when his hot dog b-ball career tanked so hard even Michal Jackson's glove didn't give a reach around.
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Why is the necklace INSIDE the Joyce Leslie negligee?
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Hotmami on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 6:56pm.
Um...I don't get it.
Your mindset is under the assumption that there is something to 'get'.
No. Nothing. This fabricated fuckwit went half-gay when his hot dog b-ball career tanked so hard even Michal Jackson's glove didn't give a reach around.
Can we get more idiot fucks pretending to be 'gay' because it's considered almost 'cool' now?
The fuck.
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"Joyce Leslie"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*FAINTS*
(do you mean the one in Flushing, MK, by any chance? lol)
WTF indeed.
So, hmm... athlete making you uncomfortable in his twilight years.
Move along, nothing to see, it happens all the time.
Um...I don't get it.
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And I threw us into the flames
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That was the last time,
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