Lauryn Hill Just Keeps Making Babies

June 6, 2011 / Posted by:

That thing, that thing, that thiiii-eeee-iiiiing Lauryn Hill keeps doing is called getting knocked the hell up. Lauryn Hill’s uterus just checked in a sixth visitor and she announced it at her show in Detroit on Saturday. While most of Lauryn’s fans want her to birth out a new album, she said that she’s sliding away from music for a while so that she can devote all her time to training her own version of the Jackson 5 called the Marley 6.

“I’m going to be taking time off to give birth. I keep having these children. I don’t know if I’m the most fertile woman in America.”

Lauryn and her dude Rohan Marley have a 13-year-old son (Zion), a 12-year-old daughter (Selah), a 9-year-old son (Joshua(, a 7-year-old son (John) and a 2-year-old daughter (Sarah). Lauryn isn’t hollerin’ in a recording studio, because she’s too busy hollerin’ on a baby making bed. I’m not mad at Lauryn, but I wish I could say the same thing about her uterus. If you put your ear up to Lauryn’s body, you’d probably hear her uterus singing out, “She’s killing me softly with his cum….”

via Radar

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