Monday, June 6th 2011

Faces Of Mess

It's sort of fitting that Anna Wintour's head is positioned right over Sienna Miller's crotch, because I've always pictured Sienna's vagina as a snarling boil with soul-nibbling eyes who growls at anything that doesn't resemble a stick. No, that dude Sienna Miller is throwing "please pet me" eyes at is not Teen Wolf's dad. It's Sienna's current boyfriend Tom Sturridge who sat with her in Anna Wintour's box (yes, I see what I did there) at the French Open in Paris yesterday.

Where the hell is an extra-strength detangler and an iron brush when you really need them, because this picture is where Scraggly goes when it needs to find itself. They all look like they call Riff Raff their leader. A mess.

And how is Sienna going to go from Jude Law to a dude who uses Rogaine as a face moisturizer? From one extreme to the next. Well, I guess I'd have hearts in my eyes too for a dude who could exfoliate my taint while he licks on my genitals.

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 5:25pm.
Whoever that dude is, he reminds me of Dwight's brother Mose on "The Office". He is fucking GROSS.

Question: You will DIE a slow horrible death if you don't make out with either:

a) This dude in the dookie-brown fedora and bushy flavor-saver

or

b) The Situation from "Jersey Shore".

Which do you choose?

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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

I read that as feces of mess.

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Hekki's picture

Whoever that dude is, he reminds me of Dwight's brother Mose on "The Office". He is fucking GROSS.

Question: You will DIE a slow horrible death if you don't make out with either:

a) This dude in the dookie-brown fedora and bushy flavor-saver

or

b) The Situation from "Jersey Shore".

Which do you choose?

In that last thumb, Sienna looks 'zackly like that iphone pic of Blake Lively.
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Mrs. Voorhees's picture

Anna & Sienna look like mother-daughter sister wives here.

citizenstrange's picture

He's at the French Open in Paris and whoever the hell Tom Sturridge is looks like he came straight from Neil Young's garage sale.

chestybongos's picture

Anna Wintour minus sunglasses but plus an actual facial expression? What could it all mean?

"Dancing's how I say the things I want to say."

Sienna is nilla wafer bland. And sturridge is supposedly robert pattinson's ex boyfriend. He looks recessiv e. Anna wintour astounds me at her ability to intimidate people when her clothes/accesories look like estate sale meets new york & co. She has just a high school degree right? And that nose. She should be digging for truffles

I have a soft spot for her...really liked her performance in Factory Girl. She's pretty, too.

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Dsmoke's picture

I think Sienna's nice looking...maybe it was windy when those pics were taken. No idea who that guy is, he creeps me out.

BlueOrchid's picture

Wow, I thought that was a picture of Aniston at a very odd, unflattering angle.

Sienna is NAST. Hate her.

SpiceDong's picture

Sienna always looks like she smells...BAD. Like that dirty girl who was in everyone's class and always smelled of pee and sweat because never took a shower after wetting the bed and before going to school.

Anna is quite fugly...with her money she should buy a better looking mug or keep those huge sunglasses of hers ON at ALL times. Woof. Plus for someone supposedly so fashion conscious her hairdo and look is tired...time for a makeover, bitch. And I'd like her bitch Leon to be the one to do it like he did Jennifer Hudson. Now that at least would be funny to look at.

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I thought Tom Sturridge was Robert Pattinson's "special friend."

the.sack.of.culture's picture

Well, you KNEW it couldn't be long before celebs started doing that whole hipster mountain-man-with-a-grizzly-adams-beard thing. First Aniston's new squeeze, now this. I give it a couple more years before it starts going really mainstream.

Meanwhile I'll be buying a nit comb.

fishsticksfan's picture

Alcohol can make a person look so beat? Or is it coke?

KidL's picture

I can't believe Slutty isn't even 30 yet. . . She hasn't aged well.

misslainey's picture

At first I thought this was Renee Z & then I thought it was Anniston. The dude I never heard of.

Oofaa, I thought it was Chelsea Handler.

You would think Anna would know that hair color looks like a*s on her.

stake_spike's picture

What is up with that beard? It's like super fucking thick.

I'm probably in the minority on the D but I like Sienna. I think she's gorgeous and always has fantastic bed head. You know bitch spends at least 2 hours in front of the mirror achieving that look.