It’s sort of fitting that Anna Wintour’s head is positioned right over Sienna Miller’s crotch, because I’ve always pictured Sienna’s vagina as a snarling boil with soul-nibbling eyes who growls at anything that doesn’t resemble a stick. No, that dude Sienna Miller is throwing “please pet me” eyes at is not Teen Wolf’s dad. It’s Sienna’s current boyfriend Tom Sturridge who sat with her in Anna Wintour’s box (yes, I see what I did there) at the French Open in Paris yesterday.
Where the hell is an extra-strength detangler and an iron brush when you really need them, because this picture is where Scraggly goes when it needs to find itself. They all look like they call Riff Raff their leader. A mess.
And how is Sienna going to go from Jude Law to a dude who uses Rogaine as a face moisturizer? From one extreme to the next. Well, I guess I’d have hearts in my eyes too for a dude who could exfoliate my taint while he licks on my genitals.