The Twilight: Breaking Hymens Trailer Presented By Nutty Madam
Below is the first trailer for Twilight: Breaking Hymens with a Typhoon of Cooch Cream, which I'm sure millions of Twihards have already tried to legally marry on the Internet so that they can scoot naked all over in it in good conscious.
And above is the Twihard of all Twihards, Nutty Madam, giving her reaction to this mess while she's watching it. Nutty Madam took a break from answering phones for Dr. Fleischman to give a full body quivering orgasm that probably made her chair break the same way RPattz broke that damn bed. Yes, Nutty Madam turned up the fuckery for melodramatic purposes since she's an Internet star now, but still. In a matter of minutes, bitch's face is taking us from "falling in love with a puppy" to "watching a puppy get disemboweled."
And then when they get to the sex shit, lord. I bet Nutty Madam's cats were doing the backstroke in a river of panty pudding below her.
Seriously, that shit should be the real trailer.
Someone get this girl some dick, stat!
When I was her age, the only thing I was "in love" with was the Backstreet Boys. I, however, never cried when they released a song or a new CD. I did, however, almost get beat up at one of their concerts by some rabid fan who ended up liking the same "boy" as I did. Since then, I decided to get my "obsessions" to a minimum.
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That's some "Shallow end of the gene pool chit, right thar"...Undatable...
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Okay, WTF is this crazy bitch watching? I assume it's a Twilight movie but what scene is she freaking out over and is she serious or making a statement about what retards these Twilight fans are?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 8:05am.
I had no idea Shrek would be so into Twilight.
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Bwahahaha! SHIT!!!!!! That was so awesomely funny XD
My keyboard is wearing my coffee! LMAO
BIG SHOCKER SHE IS A FUCKING FAT SLOB!
Is that Dawn French?
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 9:40am.
*sprays diet dr pepper all over keyboard*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 9:40am.
As a Brit and a longstanding member of DListed I have to agree with the Obese Yanks here. My mouth looks like an explosion in a graveyard.
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and this, folks... is the greatest statement i'm gonna read all day!... LOL!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
:s Friendly in here today
Wow. Just wow.
Submitted by reality check on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 9:32am.
Good point. Maybe no sugary cereals and whatnot. I was struggling to generalize first thing in the morning. :)
As a Brit and a longstanding member of DListed I have to agree with the Obese Yanks here. My mouth looks like an explosion in a graveyard.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 9:01am.
I'm not taking sides in the Great Atlantic Teef Debate, but crooked snaggle teeth are the way of nature. Most animals have them, I guess to better tear food. Straight, even, Hollywood teefs are mainly a creation of orthodontists.
Having said that, everyone outside the Third World should have clean, healthy teeth.
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I don't know where you are categorizing as Third World but on the African continent in the most isolated and remote villages with limited access to dental care you will see the straightest, whitest teeth nature can divine.
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 8:03am.
The first time I went to the dentist for a cleaning here, he cleaned the front four teeth only and I was out of there in 7 minutes. WTF?! And it's the back teeth that need it most!
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Omygoodness! So now we know where the problem lies!
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EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws (thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
She's a poser fraud? Wow!
Re$pectz!!! *gangsta hand sign makes*
*kicks jack in the teeth*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
lol at this whole teeth thing... look, you don't see us yanks getting all defensive when American women are called trashy, cheating, blood sucking WHORES do you? No... but of course, at least they have straight teeth.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Look how angry a Brit gets when unable to use a 'McDonald's comeback' to shut up a farking Yank.
On another note, this is the last twilight movie right? RIGHT?? Fuck. It's like a cold war.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
I'm not taking sides in the Great Atlantic Teef Debate, but crooked snaggle teeth are the way of nature. Most animals have them, I guess to better tear food. Straight, even, Hollywood teefs are mainly a creation of orthodontists.
Having said that, everyone outside the Third World should have clean, healthy teeth.
WILL.NOT.WATCH
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 8:03am.
I knew it! Someone get a boatload of dental hygienists from "yankland" and send them over there so they can find out what a good dental cleaning is.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Oh please. Obviously there are SOME Brits who have beautiful teeth. HOWEVER, you guys seem have a greater percentage of folks with horrid teeth in your population than other civilized countries. Fronika, how do you know this chick's teeth are healthy? She clearly hasn't had any orthodontic work, so how do you know she has taken care of those tic tacs in any other fashion? Because it fits your argument? Judging by the way she treats the rest of her body I seriously doubt she cares if they all rot out of her mouth from sugar overload.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
@ ubmitted by Suzy Farkis on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 8:03am.
Fuck off back where you came from then and take your stupid stereotyping and racist comments with you. Oh and get your eyes tested too. Muppet.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
LOL at YANKLAND, ya'll!!!! I thought maybe you were referring to my bedroom!
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Guys not EVERY English person has gross teeth. I happen to have clean straight and WHITE teeth. I love Dlisted c'mon let's not tar all Brits with the same (tooth)brush. Anyway crazy lady here in the video has bigger problems than the tooth situation, honestly.
I had no idea Shrek would be so into Twilight.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Apparently healthy teeth with gaps between them equals "bad teeth" in Yankland. Perhaps y'all could make a collection for her so she can afford the thousands necessary to get them capped? .
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Stoney - You're right, I live in England and it's so NOT a myth about the bad teeth! I've been here for 6 years and on a daily basis I'm reminded of how freakishly awful British mouths are. The weird alignment of jaws, and teeth that look like they were found rotting in a bag on the street and then shoved in wherever they would penetrate the gums.
There are a lot of beautiful people here as well, but there's definitely a disproportion of dental problems and even some of the prettier ones have horse mouths. The first time I went to the dentist for a cleaning here, he cleaned the front four teeth only and I was out of there in 7 minutes. WTF?! And it's the back teeth that need it most!
Whoever said it is a myth that the British have bad teeth needs to watch this video and try to tell me again that's a myth.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I find second hand embarrassment very uncomfortable.
PS - I want to shove my fist in that fucking GAP in her teeth....
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
This has GOT to be a fake- nobody is this crazy, right? Right?!?
Sorry, I got through about 30 seconds went forward to see her crying and I'm sorry people but I'm an Uglist. I fucking hate ugly people and she's too fucking ugly for me to look at that close for that long.
If she is faking it as some of you on here are saying then she's doing one GREAT job!! That doesn't look fake to me at all. Get her a film contract stat!!
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Submitted by bexicle on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 5:37am.
Oh ok... I am actually British so was just a bad guess. But my family come from Ireland and Scotland as well as England so Wales is not my strong point!
I'm just scared she is on the same landmass as me :(
i don't need to click "play" to know this person is obviously special...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Doesn't it creep you out to imagine, some people out there like this girl could ever leave their appartment (or their moms basement) and actually be out there?
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Submitted by ploppsicle on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 4:17am.
Haha, not being snarky, but have you heard a Welsh accent?
This girl is from North West England somewhere, farmerville which is not dissimilar to America's Deep South. Her accent is kinda middle class but kinda countrified.
I don't buy that this girl is trolling, don't ask me why but for the life of me I watched tons of youtubevideos of her generally talking about mental illness, stalking a shop character mascot, shouting at a bus stop, blasting twihards.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 5:01am.
She's about as serious about this Twilight stuff as you or I.
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and we all know that i take my "Twilight" VERY seriously!... hell, when was the last time anybody saw me have my Count Chocula costume dry cleaned, and pressed just to go to a movie?!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
<"Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 4:57am.">
Thanks. You can see on her Twitter she uploaded this yesterday afternoon and not 4 or 5 hours later is baiting Perez Hilton. Fame whores come in all shapes and sizes. She's about as serious about this Twilight stuff as you or I.
YTF is the second video private..
All that screaming, yelling and quivering.... I'd like to see what caused it so I can gauge the crazy properly.
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 9:13pm.
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oh my god yes...rifftrax is a riot. It also makes you realize just how astoundingly BAD the movies really are.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 4:49am.
What's even more sad is I went to her YouTube page then her Twitter.
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it's o.k... i understand... you were just curious is all.... *pats TexnDoc's shoulder*... it's gonna be fine from here on out... let me show you to a nice padded room, and straitjacket... we can forget this ever happened. heehee!
happy belated b-day, by the way!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
What's sad is you can go to her YouTube page and find her Twitter and see she's just in the business of doing this for fame, she stated she saw X-men or something and it was "better than Twilight" so she's just going to act the fool over something new when the time dictates. What's even more sad is I went to her YouTube page then her Twitter.
Wow...I'm just speechless. I'm embarrassed after watching that and I don't know why. "IS THAT IT? I NEED MORE!!" No, you've had enough love
I think she's Welsh.
That woman's accent is weird, half West Country farmer half Scotman. Developed after years of hiding in a basement.
Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 2:12am.
Can you imagine being one of the stars and having this come at you?
Wonder if she is Welsh because she reminded me of Catherine Zeta Jones if she gained 100 pounds.
That would be Dawn French as Catherine Zeta Jones, then:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqyp96gmtxs&feature=related
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