Sean Penn and ScarJo are supposed to be broken up! The Internet told us so. But here they are together at last night’s Spike TV Awards in L.A. One of two things is happening. Either People Magazine was talking about the OTHER ScarJo & Sean Penn breaking up and this ScarJo & Sean Penn are still doing it. Or ScarJo is only posing with Keith Richard’s nutsack so hos won’t say that they threw each other shade backstage. ScarJo might be saying to herself: “UGH! ScarJo! Thanks to your poor decisions, you have to stand here with this wrinkled old testicle face like everything’s good and pretty! The next time you want to suck on an over-microwaved shriveled hot dog, suck on an over-microwaved shrivel hot dog instead of Sean Penn’s dick. ARGH!” ScarJo says “ARGH” and “UGH” a lot, so I’m going to say that the latter is the true story behind this picture.
Here’s a few more pictures from the awards show that gave awards to bitches for absolutely no reason. Sean Penn won something. So did Keith Richards and Jennifer Aniston. Aniston was pretty excited about winning that trophy. And not because she won something, but because she finally had something to hang her Cabbage Patch Kids’ winter coats on!
In order: Aniston, Sean Penn, ScarJo, the hot sisters from The Fighter, Rosie Huntington-Whatever, Eva Mendes, Justin Timberlake, Minka Kelly, Ben Affleck, Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Keef Richards & Marky Mark.