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Dale Price, a father from American Fork, Utah (I mean, where else but American Fork?) who believes that the best way show your teenage son that you love him is to embarrass the shit out of him in front of his friends on the school bus! As if naming his son after a Beatles song (or a Madonna song, depending on who you ask) wasn’t embarrassing enough, Dale Price decided to give the school bus kids a show by dressing up in a costume to wave goodbye to Rain on the first day of sophomore year. As Rain’s will to go on slowly died, a new tradition was quickly born! Dale put on on the finest outfits from Rite-Aid’s costume aisle to blow a kiss of humiliation at his son every single school morning.

Dale told KSL that his only rule was that he never use the same costume twice and he didn’t. He wore 170 beacons of shame. Rain Price said that the kids on school bus loved this mess and looked forward to seeing his dad dressed up like Bat Girl, The Little Mermaid and a toilet reader. Rain also said, “I’m not going to reward him for this. His reward is seeing my embarrassment.” The truth fully sponsors that statement, because I asked myself, “Who in Heather Mills hell has time for this shit?!” But then I realized that when it comes to making your kids cringe, you always have time! File this under reasons to have kids (right under “So you can have a tiny live-in bartender“).

Years from now when Rain Price of American Fork, Utah is charged with assault after the shameful memories come flooding back and he beats a child in costume on Halloween, his lawyers can use this video as his defense. Not guilty!

Click here to see American Fork’s most awesome dad in all 170 costumes.

via Fark (For Crissy)