These Whores Cannot Be Serious
From one post about a slutty 8-year-old princess ball affair to another. Khloe Kardashian posted dozens of pictures from the backyard party celebrating Kim Kardashian's staged engagement to that dude who looks like he's one brain cell away from having one brain cell. This party was also thrown to let Kris Humphries know that whatever identity he had will be erased since none of the pictures show any of his family members and this mess is strictly Kardashian.
This wreck looks like the birthday party Joan Crawford threw for Christina Darling in Mommie Dearest, except Christina was like 6 and Kim is getting too old for this shit. That Cinderella cake is more ridiculous than the fact that Kim has made $35 million from straight whoring.
Those poor glitter ponies. They're probably wondering why they have glitter up their anuses and have to entertain a bunch of douchebags while fellow horse Khloe gets to drink champagne and party. THIS is the face of a glitter pony who is filled with humiliation from having to pose next to two horse asses.
With all that being, Brucetina Navratilova is looking sexy hot.
This could get confusing. I guess that's why the bridles and leis were put on the two short ones.
LOL for kim always trying to convince us that she's a size two, posing next to a tiny horse is really not helping her cause
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
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OMGAH! Yes Brucie, alcohol is your friend. Hell I'd stay good and loaded too if I had to live your life, Buddy.
and he saw horses...horses...horses...
do you know to pony
like phony maroni
do you know how to twist
well it goes like this
And the name of the place is I Like it Like That!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xjkxYaUD9E
As i was checking out the pics of kim and her fat ass (fucking unbelievable) my chewing gum fell out of my mouth.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Brucetina Navratilova
Cannot stop laughing at this .....
I'm sure Kris has a special compartment in her purses where she carries Bruce's balls.
@hotmami.. I like Khloe too.. she's the only "normal" one in the bunch.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Bitch needs to stop getting Botox and spend that money on CLOTHES THAT FIT. Jesus. And could he be any more derp looking?
Lastly, I don't care what ya'll say, I like Khloe.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
They are wearing the same clothes as the have on from their People Magazine cover, so I doubt this was a surprise engagemenmt party Im sure all media was invited lol This shit was all planned for publicity. Plus I heard the ring was donated to Kim and Kris for publicity as well.
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Submitted by MardiGras on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 2:05pm.
Damn you, Robert Kardashian! You should burn in hell!
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I'm sure that's where he is.
I saw an ad for an upcoming episode where pimp momma Kris is talking about changing her name back to "Kardashian". Bruce needs to grow a set, kick the older ones to the curb and concentrate on trying to save the two younger ones before they're completely infected with the famewhore virus.
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Fuck him and his hair. (Mrs. Voorhees, 6/3/2011)
She's got millions for doing basically nothing, and she can't buy clothing that fits???? The skirt part of that dress looks stretched to the limit.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
I'm embarrassed for the poor ponies! I guess they wanted to take attention off the bride-to-be's horse-face.
Tit Job is written all over this relationship. Those poor little ponies - no animal should have to withstand a Lardassian party.
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
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Bread and circus stupidity.
When our country's sheeple support this, & the ParisHilton idiocy, to the tune of 35M, you know America's doomed.
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Who the fuck are they doing this for? Why are they doing this to us? So, basically, the two youngest ones are foregoing developing any talent or education other than whoring it out for the camera. This is the most uninteresting group of human beings I've ever seen. At least Lamar has a talent, the dad was a successful lawyer, and Bruce has a gold medal but the rest...come on. What a desperate group of clinger ons.
I have been reading this site through the screen of my Blackberry and this is the first time I've gotten a good look at this dude, damn he is fug. This bitch will marry anything as long as it plays in the NBA/NFL/MLB huh?
If I hear that they later grilled pony kebabs, I'm going to be really upset.
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Almost Blue
I have several questions...
1. Why is she having a 5 year olds birthday party but it's not her birthday and she's not 5?
2. How did she get Kris Humpries to sell his soul to Hollywierd?"
3. Why is this heffa galavanting like she's never been married before?
On second thought nevermind. These people don't hold my interest long enough to wait for an answer.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
The thing is Paris is totally inarticulate. The Kochroachians can talk and talk and talk....
He pretty much looks like the male version of Khloe. Kim better be careful or her kids are going to be butterfaces till she hooks them up with plastic surgery.
I do like Khloe's outfit though!
Is that venom or semen on the floor?
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
These tacky fuckers. But I must say, I appreciate Kim ONLY because she took the "rich whore who got a reality show out of a fuck tape" title away from Wonky. Now no one here cares about that cow Paris. That's a good thing.
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Me too. You know it is killing Paris right now that Kim took all her shine and no one gives a fuck about her anymore.
Cliffdweller,
;D
Do the Kardashians have friends other than each other?
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"Never eat more than you can lift." Miss Piggy
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 6:44pm.
In hindsight, didn't want to give the K's any Ideas.
Amazing production value on that flick I would say.
Just when you think these people can't get any more fame whorey, they bring in a bigger dog and pony show.
ooooh O_O
Dang, Fancy, that's some hardcore DListed Jedi style flaming right there. Fuck Yeah.
I have really grown to dislike this marketing trend of marketing for marketing's sake. It's very disturbing. It's like the sub plots of Brazil, Bladerunner, The Fifth Element and The Incredible Shrinking Woman all have come to fruition. The occupation of "Famewhore = endorsements/hits" needs to quickly dissipate from the vernacular because it is mostly downgrading ALL other professions requiring either actual talent, skill, creativity, or collective knowledge that hitherto fore did not require such antics.
*readjusts dentures*
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 5:35pm.
These tacky fuckers. But I must say, I appreciate Kim ONLY because she took the "rich whore who got a reality show out of a fuck tape" title away from Wonky. Now no one here cares about that cow Paris. That's a good thing.
In all fairness, WTF is the difference between Paris the semi-sentient herpes sore or this fat fucking urinal cake? They're both disgusting babyvoiced whores who torture innocent ponies with their unbearable stench of semen-stuffed tuna left out to rot in the Saharan sun for days. Plus, Kim comes with an extra hundred pounds of body weight and a whole fat and defomed family of famewhores to share the spotlight with. Honestly, which one is worse? Because this totally inexplicable Tardtrashian shit is making me long for the days of seeing Wonky's bald boil-encrusted crabroll aired out in front of the paps.
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"You sound not naturally beautiful"
Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
Submitted by babybunny
I hope she...miscarries (sorry but I despise her so much she is not worthy of having children cause she will just whore them out)...
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That's just out of line. You are an evil-hearted person.
To late to edit:
I hate shawl-collar sweaters, particularly on men. That is all.
this is me, not giving a shit
She's a fat, dumpy fucking turd and that's even in four pairs of Spanx.
I hate people. Today, these in particular get a serving of extra wrath, though mainly for including those animals in their fameho fuckery.
this is me, not giving a shit
These tacky fuckers. But I must say, I appreciate Kim ONLY because she took the "rich whore who got a reality show out of a fuck tape" title away from Wonky. Now no one here cares about that cow Paris. That's a good thing.
i hope the ponies pooped on the mother's shoes
I'm sorry, these bitches have no kids, yet they have mini ponies attend an engagement party? Are they fucking four-years-old? Stupid vapid pieces of shit!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
If you combine the dominant genetic traits of the happy couple *eyeroll* you end up with Chyna Doll.
....somebody needs to tell Kim that she's fucking Kirstie Alley pre-DWTS level fat. I can't believe this hairy lardbag thinks tight and beige is a good look for her. Of course, bitch is a humilophile so she probably squirts hot buckets if you call her a piss soaked sperm whale. Fuck "curvy"...Kim is one ass queef away from blasting her dress into pieces with the force of an A-bomb.
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"You sound not naturally beautiful"
Fancy's Big Surprise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3r5BLdqxig
Fancy's Big Surprise Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4we9Ivg9M
All that was missing was Mr. Hands...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
babybunny: I wish those things, too.
Hopefully one of those scammy money managers gets his grubby paws on her accounts and embezzles her into the poorhouse.
Stupid whore.
Submitted by RustyHooligan: "Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 4:25pm.
They don't know any better. Seriously. They don't.
How about that superfluous "h", too?
That's to prepare you for the consonant that follows--sometimes called a Preparation H."
*high fives Rusty*
Awesome! You made me LOL.
I hope she goes broke, miscarries (sorry but I despise her so much she is not worthy of having children cause she will just whore them out)...and hope that HE leaves her and not vice versa...they are all disgusting and every single time I see a post of the Whoretrashian I get deeply depressed...they make everything in life depressing cause they have no talent, no looks, and the mother is a hopeless pimp and the daughters are nothing but nasty whores....btw Khloe looks positvely beastly in photos...and Kim is just another fake heading to fat whore.
this right here folks is whats wrong with America
good god, bruce jenner is frightening to look at.
Submitted by akpetmom on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 4:15pm.
This dude is a giant Taylor Lautner.
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I was gonna say
"Or maybe he's a giant Jared Loughner... and will end this shit for all of us."
But that would be too violent, and I hereby issue a disclaimer upon such statements. So I'm glad I did NOT say it. Any statements I make on this site are purely for entertainment and satirical purposes. Yeah. <_<
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 4:25pm.
They don't know any better. Seriously. They don't.
How about that superfluous "h", too?
That's to prepare you for the consonant that follows--sometimes called a Preparation H.
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Crystal Castles/Robert Smith, Not in Love
Submitted by RustyHooligan: "Is her name really pronounced "klo-ay"? If not, why does it have that dumb accent?"
They don't know any better. Seriously. They don't.
How about that superfluous "h", too?
This dude is a giant Taylor Lautner.
These whores are really trying to push this whole "Kim getting married" crap. Seems like everytime I turn around one of the bitches start up on it again. If there is any blame to place I put it on Ray J for fucking the head ho and giving her a golden shower.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Jesus Christ, Those hips. She's destined to become one of those "partridge-shaped" women as she ages.
Maybe it's just because I have been at Saturday boozy brunch but I don't really think he is THAT unattractive. I mean he is no Reggie Bush (*swwooooon*) but he isn't THAT bad.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009