Pink Gave Birth To A Wise Nelwyn From Nockmaar
After being pregnant for what seemed like centuries, Pink's chocha finally exhaled a baby girl in Los Angeles last night. Just picture Pink's pregnant ass twirling above on a ribbon trapeze and birthing her newborn daughter into a water cannon below, which shot her baby straight into her arms as harlequin clowns on neon ladders threw confetti around them. That's pretty much how things went down. Once Pink changed out of her skin tight birthing suit, she and Carey Hart shared the good news with their Twitter followers. Sadly, she didn't name her baby after a whiskey brand like she said she would. Instead she named her baby after a Smith. LIAR.
"We are ecstatic to welcome our new beautiful healthy happy baby girl, Willow Sage Hart. She's gorgeous, just like her daddy. #beyondblessed"
Willow Sage sounds like so many things to me. It sounds like the AOL screen name of a goth teen circa 1995 who thinks she's impressing all her friends by announcing she's a Wiccan now. It also sounds like the name of a Buffy the Vampire Slayer room spray sold exclusively at select Hot Topic stores. It also might be the name of a poultry rub I bought at Whole Foods a few weeks ago. I could go on and on and on, but I'll just say that Willow was never my favorite Willow character and sage is definitely not my favorite spice. Pink should've gone with something like Queen Bavmorda Cumin. Now, that is a name.
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The name "Willow Sage" sounds delish! Very delectable sounding. She will love having a girl! Team *GIRL* babies!
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Hard to believe Natalie Portman's still preggers. She's gotta be huge-r than Pink.
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Congrats Pink and Carey!! Glad everyone's well.
Don't care what she calls the kid as long as she doesn't pimp it out to all the tabs.
Is '#beyondblessed' the new 'over the moon'?
I love her but I'm surprised such a tough girl gave her daughter such a soft name.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:18am.
Why does everyone love Pink?
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We don't loathe Pink because she isn't a fake nice cunt(C.Aguilera), head shaving/barefoot in a gas station restroom/gross weave wearer(Britney), Nontooth brushing/chicken of the sea dunce/fake designer(J.Simpson). Honestly, most of us probably thought Pink would have a breakdown/mug shot/alcohol or drug abuse/leaked nudes before any of the others. Plus she has actual talent. Even my mom likes her music and not the others.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 9:32am.
*wonders WTH MK used that poultry rub for*
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I know right. I thought the exact same thing when I read it.
My cheesy butt would have named her Ruby Hart. I hope she named her after the Nelwyn and not that troll that whips her hair.
Hey, it could have been worse.
ISMU, lol when we get open post update us on that!
PSL - "Family Portrait" is my favorite from that album.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 1:04pm.
ISMU, thing threes name is fuckawesome. That is all.
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Thanks, honey! Here's a stack of bricks and some God for ya.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Are we really part of Kissing's sociological experiment? lol
I can't stand most celebrities, which is probably why I hang out at dlisted, but Pink is one I can't hate.
Unlike the current bunch of no talent celebs who keep getting shoved in our faces, she can sing, most of her music videos are watchable, she seems genuine and not too conceited, she usually promotes strong independent girl power instead of slutty pussy power (which is all those other hos have to offer) and she demonstrated that with her Stupid Girls video. Loved her as the female politician in that one.
Also, she was totally opposite of hollywood with her pregnancy, choosing to make sure she had a healthy baby instead of starving herself into a size zero. I don't think the hollywood machine can control her, she's her own woman.
I hate the song "So What", but I love the stuff from "Mizzundastood".
I don't think all her songs sound the same...
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ISMU, thing threes name is fuckawesome. That is all.
ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:56pm.
Just saw "Pink Is A Mom" on MSN but thought it said "Pink Is A Man" and now I can't stop laughing.
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LOL! I thought she was a man for a long time when she first came out so there you go!
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Just saw "Pink Is A Mom" on MSN but thought it said "Pink Is A Man" and now I can't stop laughing.
Hekki- (hug) :)
I like her because she sings, writes, plays instruments. She mostly keeps out of the public eye, she says what's on her mind and stood her ground when they wanted her to become a Britney and she couldn't hang. She and her husband went through some shit and came out of it alive and together and I can't hate on that. Plus he's HOT.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
I like Pink because she can actually sing, she didn't conform to the pop starlette image that the industry wanted her to and she has a "fuck it" attitude.
Oh, and instead of giving up on her marriage and following through with the divorce, she and Carey both actually decided to TRY and work it out.
Uvy: Not everyone hates Thing 3's name. They all just agreed with your MIL because they wanted to shut her up. Sometimes I agree with MIL (and my own mother) just to pacify them. There are plenty of times I just nod and seem to agree because I don't want to get into it and my opinion doesn't matter.
Mazel Tov!
I like Pink because she has a tomboy image. She's not all whiny and coy like some OTHER bitches out there. And while Rihanna isn't all femme and flirty, either, she has this weird passive/aggressive victim thing I don't like. Pink seems a little more strong and positive or something.
Maybe it's just her persona/image, but I like it. She seems to have integrity and I haven't heard a bad word about her.
"Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:24am.
I like Pink because she can SING. I think she's a talented woman, and she seems like a lot of fun."
And her songs sound all the same. And they include lyrics like "too school for cool." L-AH-ME!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Thanks, Koko. :-) I've always wondered about that.
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:36am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 9:15am.
UVY tell your inlaws to suck your ass. It's not their kid. What the hell does a name mean anyway.. as long as you don't name the kid Nevaeh.
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you know, I've seen "Neveah" in countless baby name articles. How the fucking hell is it pronounced? Like "Nev-a"/"Nev-uh"?
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Every time I hear Neveah (which is fairly frequently) it is pronounced "nev-ay-uh" (Uggh.)
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 8:46am.
I hear ya sister. My bf dumped me right before senior prom. I was so depressed that i became a cutter. But then I heard "So What" by P!nk and it really pulled me through those dark times. I realized that there's plenty of fish in the sea and i have my whole life ahead of me. : )
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You're kidding right? Because you would have been in your late 20s when that came out.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 9:15am.
UVY tell your inlaws to suck your ass. It's not their kid. What the hell does a name mean anyway.. as long as you don't name the kid Nevaeh.
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you know, I've seen "Neveah" in countless baby name articles. How the fucking hell is it pronounced? Like "Nev-a"/"Nev-uh"?
And Uvy, don't just tell them to suck your ass, tell them you want a back rub first as well. MIL's got some nerve.
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I like the name willow sage
Awww! Congrats to Pink, Carey and the beh-bey.
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So now Will Smith and Pink have named their children after my dog. I'm sure she would be flattered. I also have a cat named Pusspuss if any celebrities would like to take that one.
I like Pink because she can SING. I think she's a talented woman, and she seems like a lot of fun.
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Why does everyone love Pink? It's just amazing to me that all of you love Pink but don't love other celebs- a lot of the celebs you hate I TOTALLY understand - like Goopy- but I am just wondering why you guys like someone like Pink. Please help me understand and please know this question is purely for my own continuous sociological experiment/game that I constantly play in my mind and since Dlisted is such an awesome part of this game ( as I hope I can be a part of yours if any of you play this same game ) I would love the opinion of the real sluts of Dlisted hererofor to be known as TRSOD!!!:) Please enlighten me why you love Pink or any other of the celebs that most of you like. What makes you like them and what makes them so different that the rest? Thanks sluts! <3 to ya!
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The only reason I don't like the name Willow is because it now makes me think of the obnoxious Smith.
Congrats to them....and this is obnoxious, but I hope they got a gate for the pool by now. (their bulldog drowned 2 years ago)
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Words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm
Regarding the name Nevaeh, I've personally know 4 people who've named their daughters that and THEY ALL think that THEY were the geniuses that thought of the name.
IMO they should've named the baby Pussy Willow!
Willow doesn't bother me. And I like Pink. Congrats.
Got no hate for Pink so not throwing shade here. Congrats to her and new babeh!!
The name Willow doesn't bother me. It's nice. I actually like the name Apple, too.
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*wonders WTH MK used that poultry rub for*
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I know way too many NEVEAHS. Sorry messicans family and friends that's not unique once you ALL start using it.
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
I adore these two as a couple.. always have. Congrats to them!!
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Yeah, Fuck it.
Uvy - this is why I do not miss inlaws!!
MK is such a nerd, and we luv him for it.
And hey, Willow Sage isn't too bad a name. It's a little hippy-dippy tree-huggerish, but it's pretty. Assuming they don't refer to her with both names, it's quite normal as celeb names go. Certainly not "Apple."
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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 8:46am.
I hear ya sister. My bf dumped me right before senior prom. I was so depressed that i became a cutter. But then I heard "So What" by P!nk and it really pulled me through those dark times. I realized that there's plenty of fish in the sea and i have my whole life ahead of me. : )
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awwww this is soooooo sweet ♥
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 9:13am.
You're right on all accounts, i was just fooling about.
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Oh phew.. I can go back to lusting after you now. haah
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Willow Sage is pretty...kinda granola munching, tree hugging hippie sounding, but pretty and poetic. A Gemini too - that's gonna keep momma on her toes, but I think Pink will be a great mom
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
UVY tell your inlaws to suck your ass. It's not their kid. What the hell does a name mean anyway.. as long as you don't name the kid Nevaeh.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 9:03am.
You're right on all accounts, i was just fooling about.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 8:42am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 8:32am.
lmao at momma uvy...
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You should have seen the look on my face when my MIL had too much whine (typo stays) the last time I saw her and she told me everybody in the family hates Thing 3's name
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See? If you would just be sensible and give him to me, you wouldn't have to put up with this stuff.
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jacko- Right? I knew she didn't like it because she kept bringing up another name. "Oh, that's... nice. But what about Connor?"
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
LOL Uvy!!! No, sadly for the poor skinny little thing, it's "tuff". I see a lot of ass kickings in that kid's future. :(
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 8:42am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 8:32am.
lmao at momma uvy...
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You should have seen the look on my face when my MIL had too much whine (typo stays) the last time I saw her and she told me everybody in the family hates Thing 3's name.
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WHAT?!! Are you fucking kidding me? that is horrible.
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