Megan Fox Was Too Much Of A Thinker For Michael Bay
It's no surprise to hear that feminist icon and prolific philosopher Megan Fox had issues working with Michael Bay who seems like the type who has a hard time communication with women unless they're made out of cardboard. So what Shia LaDouche told the L.A. Times about Megan Fox leaving the Transformers franchise isn't exactly earth-shattering news, but the way he puts it is pretty hilarious.
Shia is basically saying that what Michael Bay looks for in an actress is a Real Doll who operates via voice command, because he's too busy finger banging his b-hole and jacking his peen over the explosive special effects to operate a remote control. And Megan Fox refuses to be treated like a piece of silicone ass.
“Megan developed this Spice Girl strength, this woman-empowerment [stuff] that made her feel awkward about her involvement with Michael, who some people think is a very lascivious filmmaker, the way he films women.Mike films women in a way that appeals to a 16-year-old sexuality. It’s summer. It’s Michael’s style. And I think [Fox] never got comfortable with it. This is a girl who was taken from complete obscurity and placed in a sex-driven role in front of the whole world and told she was the sexiest woman in America. And she had a hard time accepting it. When Mike would ask her to do specific things, there was no time for fluffy talk. We’re on the run. And the one thing Mike lacks is tact. There’s no time for [LaBeouf assumes a gentle voice] ‘I would like you to just arch your back 70 degrees.’
Rosie [Megan Fox's replacement] comes with this Victoria’s Secret background, and she’s comfortable with it, so she can get down with Mike’s way of working and it makes the whole set vibe very different."
There are so many subtle shank pokes at Michael worth noting, but I have to give all my attention to SPICE GIRL STRENGTH! Is Shia really using the Spice Girls as an example of feminism. He's right. I've always seen the lyrics to Wannabe as the official feminist oath. And I bet Shia thinks Monroe Ficus from Too Close For Comfort is an icon for gay rights (which he totally is).
Shia brings up a good idea, though. Feminist and Armani panty model Megan Fox should totally join the Spice Girls, because I've always thought they would be so much better if they had a Smart Slut Spice.
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Submitted by Ima on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 3:41pm.
And even though I am old enough to be his mother.. I still totally want to hit that! Apparently twice.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Nice recovery from the slip at the end of the double axle.
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Crystal Castles/Robert Smith, Not in Love
And even though I am old enough to be his mother.. I still totally want to hit that! Apparently twice.
And even though I am old enough to be his mother.. I still totally want to hit that!
Yeah, cause when I want to take a stand against sexism and degrading roles I will definitely pass on Transformers 3 so that I can better represent my inner self by portraying a prostitute in the Old West and a stripper in a freak show who has angel wings. That will teach them!
I guess all the roles portraying Rhodes Scholars and nuclear physicists were taken by actual actresses.
In a weird way, I have to respect Megan Fox. She doesn't have any real acting talent, but clearly she didn't like that fucking prick and wasn't wanting to take any bullshit off of him. Good for her.
So women are just pieces of meat? 1950?
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
Don't they kinda look like Kourtney K. and Scott Dicksick?
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GERONIMO!
This couldn't have anything to do with the film's June release, could it?
Shia, Bay, Fox: all useless tools.
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Crystal Castles/Robert Smith, Not in Love
Being awestruck by Megan Fox's intellect confirms everything I have ever thought about Shia LaDouche.
I can't say for certain, but I'm pretty sure that Monroe Ficus is the first guy I ever knew was gay, and I loved him, so I think he is an icon for gay rights.
Somebody older had to enlighten me, though.
I couldn't figure it out for myself.
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GERONIMO!
It is perfectly understandable.
Megan wanted to go for a kind of "Raging Bull" sort of vibe, gain 30 pounds, and do Hamlet's monologue so she could exercise her "art," and Michael Bay is a sexist pig for wanting her to just shut up and look sexy.
Rosie, since she has a very professional reputation as a successful model, respects authority and knows how to take direction, is a dumb bimbo and just what the franchise is looking for in that particular role at this point in time...now that they realize that plucking Megan from the Lee Strasberg School of Method Acting and giving her a huge fucking break was perhaps, in retrospect, a gigantic goddamn mistake.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 5:38pm.
...The way Megan Fox descends stairs is powerful...especially when she has on a dress slit up to her crotch... slit in a feminist way.
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Ah yes. The feminist slit. ONLY IN AMERICA! ;p
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 7:49pm.
'Spice Girl strength'? This will only confuse MK even more the next time he goes shopping for poultry rubs.
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Hahahahahahahaha ! ! ! *co-sign*
That was hella funny.
'Spice Girl strength'? This will only confuse MK even more the next time he goes shopping for poultry rubs.
Did he really say "Spice Girl strength"? Am I imagining that opening line? That is hilarious!
Would love to see a show of hands that go to see a movie because Michael Bayis the director?
That would be ZERO!
Okay... can't take it anymore.... Whose dick did LaDouche suck?
That top pic... it's like a chick who walked up to the wrong guy, thinking he's her husband / BF, because he's wearing the same clothes. And he's like "Just don't move... maybe she won't notice". And then she's like "OH! Sorry I... thought you were someone else." (read: someone who is actually attractive)
And now he gets to have fucking Rosie as his on-screen gf? Guess they couldn't afford Natalia V. That would have been WAY over the top though... no one would ever believe Natty with this little greasy kid.
(Movie Scene)
LaDouche's character runs up and grabs female lead by the hand, as explosions go off all around.
LaDouche: Quick! Come on! We gotta run away from these giant robots for 15 minutes, then you gotta help me save the world!
Girl: Oh My God! What are they! Please help! Eeek!
(Reality Version)
LaDouche's character runs up and grabs female lead by the hand, as explosions go off all around.
LaDouche: Quick! Come on! We gotta *oof!*
Female lead does a quick judo type move and trips him, he busts his ass
Girl: Woah! Dude! Back off! The fuck?
Girl then walks away dialing 911 on cell. Does not re-appear in story.
And why the hell is he appointed as the "spokesperson" for Bay? Is he kissing that much ass? Really? I guess Fox thinks she's got enough money for a while, so screw the silly shit. Let's be real, she's not gonna drop off the radar and go to acting school for the next 4 years, hardcore, and do theater for another 4, and then come back all re-made and shit. She's just being a cocktease.
Pssht...Megan is a true artiste...So fuck Michael Bay....I'm TOTALLY hiring her for my epic blockbuster Lincoln Logs movie as the hot (feminist) slut who knows how the game is played... and looks smokin' hot in cut off shorts and a wife beater...a feminist wife beater, that is....I'm pretty much set on casting her for my Tiddly Winks triology...a masterpiece sure to rival Star Wars...We're also in talks to cast her in my SLINKY film...The way Megan Fox descends stairs is powerful...especially when she has on a dress slit up to her crotch... slit in a feminist way.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
damn, she was sporting some hard chola eyebrows back in the day.
"if you wanna be my lover, than you gotta get with my friends!"
Hooray for female empowerment!
"I am woman...hear me roar".
Yeah Yeah that's great...the blowjob now...WHERE'S MY BLOWJOB?? Next.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Didn't M.Fox play a prositute in that movie "Hellblazer" and a slut in that awful movie "Jennifers Body"? I seem to remember during interviews, M.Fox throwing shade at the whole Transfomer franchise. That unappreciative cunt.
Gotta go kick some ass!
*actually my mom is calling me-dinner is ready*
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Axchully Slurpee, I really WAS a Back Street Boy.
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Hahahahaha! You are one tough mutha!
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Be afraid of my Michael Bolton BADASS self!
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He just bitch-slapped them both. I wonder how he dealt with having to be stuck between those two vapid twats during filming. Shit had to be ROUGH.
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
If Miss Fox was really a good actor she would have no problem doing what was asked of her.
It doesn't matter at this point. The only thing that comes to mind to me in terms of Transformers was this whole nonsense. I don't want to be a hater, but I'm not too positive on Dark of the Moon. The title pretty much speaks volumes of the filmmakers.
You want to see a good summer film? X-Men: First Class. Okay?
All of the spice girls would have been completely comfortable whoring themselves for cash. They would have said its empowering, like herpes hilton and th kadassians do, but its all the same thing.
Wow, Shia sure knows how to speak Cuntish. *Adds La Beef to DO list*
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 03/11/2011 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 1:53pm.
WHOA! Did a time warp happen and we are back in the early 1990's? I haven't heard anyone mention Spice Girls since then.
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1996
I liked.. oh wait - i liked none of them. But when i first saw their video I thought they wouldn't make it. HahA.
Ontopic: kudos to ladouche, though somehow all of this is yesterday's news, isn't it?
Pussy whipped.
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Wow. It's been a long time since I had the Spice Girls brought to my attention. Whatever happened to platform trainers?
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yea shia but what about her lack of TLC talent.
I don't hate him for this statement he got to the point and didn't sugar coat the situation. Shia has never given soundbite answers to interview question and as funny as spice girl strength sounds he's not boring like other actors his age.
Submitted by super martian r... on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 2:03pm.
Michael Bay wanted to fuck her so badly but she wasn't having any of it.
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Prossibly he did in the beginning, but now she's bigger than that, or at least she can pull more strings than she could when he sofa-casted her for the first Transwhatever.
Holy fuck you guys are making me laugh my arse off!!
WONDER BLUNTS ACTIVATE!!!!!!! *puff puff PASS* BITCH!!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 2:17pm.
We should really respect the weight that woman carries
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Come on now. I know you don't really mean that.
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Girls watch porn too!:
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Then when Megan said, in that infamous interview, that Michael "is like a Nazi" on the set, it wasn't too far away from the truth....
Oh, Shia....always bringing the LOLZ...when not bringing the "WTF? Ewwww"s.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 2:32pm.
NONE OF YOU ARE A MATCH FOR MY DURAN DURAN DEFENSES!!
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I get it now... Michael Bay = PIG. Remind me not to watch another one of his films. Never did understand the love of Transformers.
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I actually miss Megan and that shit she spews during her interviews.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 2:02pm.
she looks beautiful in that picture. That is my say something nice.
I think that was right after she fucked with her face for the first time, so it still looked kind of human I guess.
wow she looks to actually have some meat on her bones in that pic. must be pre-feminist eating disorder
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NONE OF YOU ARE A MATCH FOR MY DURAN DURAN DEFENSES!!
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