I Hope Jason Sudeikis Likes Death Threats From 6-Year-Olds

June 3, 2011 / Posted by:

The nursery of mental asylums everywhere will be full of empty crib cages today, because all of the Beliebing toddlers will be in the computer labs, sending ALL-CAPS death threats to Jason Sudeikis. Jason better set up his e-mail settings to automatically reply with a link to buy chewable Prozac to any e-mail that contains the words “Jascunt Slutdookie” or “DIE.” Because Justin Bieber’s insane fans will be out for virtual blood.

Jason was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and the two talked about the time they were on opposite teams for the NBA All-Star celebrity game. Jimmy was on the same team as Justin Bieber and asked Jason if he trash talked the lesbian baby Jesus. What Jason said will make every mentally unstable Belieber bite their pacifiers in half while Ina Garten toasts to him.

BoldJason: “Trash talk him? A little bit. Just a little bit. I didn’t even know it was him for the first two quarters, I thought it was a Make-A-Wish situation.”

Jimmy: “You were trash talking a Make-A-Wish kid?”

Jason: “Yeah, easy target.”

I see what Jason is doing. Dude is obviously a Selena Gomez fan and is trying to take the heat off of her while rounding up some material for himself. Because who wouldn’t want to get a virtual death threat like this:

You know, this Belieber is actually giving Selena major credit, because they think she can suck and fuck an ass at the same time. Some hos (John Travolta) go to yoga just so that they can stretch themselves into that position!

via EW.com & Buzzfeed

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