Hot Slut Of The Day!

Jenni Rivera, Mexican-American banda singer, entrepreneur, reality star, (NSFL) sex tape queen and a refined lady of grace and class who always handles herself the way a freshly bloomed Dahlia would. The video below from Latin Gossip is proof of the latter.

At a concert in Puerto Vallarta, La Gran Senora was serenading her fans when a woman in the audience threw a beer can at her. Maybe ho thought that since Jenni Rivera has such fine tastes, she’d prefer an empty beer can instead of a bouquet of roses. Jenni was not amused and snapped at her goons to BRING THE GIRL TO HER! Jenni, who looked gorgeous in a dress made of pinata carcasses, got in the girl’s face and read a bitch her last rites.

If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery. When La Gran Senora asked her hater who has the biggest huevos, I instantly became a devoted follower of all things Jenni Rivera. And then Jenni baptized the girl the bitch way by pouring a beer over head before yanking at her hair and dismissing her from the queen’s presence! BEHOLD:

You didn’t think there was a c, u, n and t in the word “class” until now. Let’s all curtsy.