Hot Slut Of The Day!
Jenni Rivera, Mexican-American banda singer, entrepreneur, reality star, (NSFL) sex tape queen and a refined lady of grace and class who always handles herself the way a freshly bloomed Dahlia would. The video below from Latin Gossip is proof of the latter.
At a concert in Puerto Vallarta, La Gran Senora was serenading her fans when a woman in the audience threw a beer can at her. Maybe ho thought that since Jenni Rivera has such fine tastes, she'd prefer an empty beer can instead of a bouquet of roses. Jenni was not amused and snapped at her goons to BRING THE GIRL TO HER! Jenni, who looked gorgeous in a dress made of pinata carcasses, got in the girl's face and read a bitch her last rites.
If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery. When La Gran Senora asked her hater who has the biggest huevos, I instantly became a devoted follower of all things Jenni Rivera. And then Jenni baptized the girl the bitch way by pouring a beer over head before yanking at her hair and dismissing her from the queen's presence! BEHOLD:
You didn't think there was a c, u, n and t in the word "class" until now. Let's all curtsy.
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Oh, Mexico! You never fail to put a smile on my face! Ever since watching the banned 'Beavis and Butthead' episode called "Way Down Mexico Way," I have been associating anything Mexican to that episode.ha Unfortunately, I did not understand much of what Lady Bee here was saying (after 6 years of taking Spanish in grade school!), but I did catch the part when she asked the "yours or mine" question.Haha Do not mess with this woman.
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
Just me: I don't really care for her style of music. Although, she had every right to defend herself, she does love publicity.
When I first looked at the pic, I thought it was a fat-again Nicole Richie.
In this picture, she's the result of crossbreeding between Wynonna Judd and Nicole Richie.
I can't stand this balleni rivera, bitch gives me a bad day, she is low rent , I do used to like her, story is that her father had a son out of wedlock(cheating on the wife)and bitch said :i will never call him my brother, because he is not, we are not from the same mother and father, but bitch(jenni rivera) has like three kids from different husbands and that makes her a whore!!!!!!!
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"Ahí es donde la puerca torció el rabo"
"Al que nace para tamal, del cielo le caen las hojas"
"no a todos les queda el puro, nomás a los hocicones "
Me cagué en tu puerta porque quise y me dio la gana, ahí tienes ese clavel para que lo huelas por la mañana.
I honestly thought that was Jeana from RHWOC. I read the article and was so confused.
I don't even think my Spanish-speaking aunt likes this bitch. She is a disgrace.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Ugh can't STAND this vile tacky pig, always has beef with another woman and always looks like 10 lbs of shit in a 1 lb sack! Gets off on degrading other women then tries to turn it around to victimize herself! PUERCA! BASURA!
Glad to see many of my messycan sistahs are with me ;)
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I could never look into your eyes
And settle for wrong
And ignore the right
When I found a boy who loves me more
Than you ever did before
So stand beside the river you cry
And let yourself down
Look how you want me now that I don't need you
@Lea : tell me more! I hate her!!
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
ugh i cant stand this bitch.. she pretends to be so nice to her fans and shit, but i know from a very good source that she's nothing but a CUNT!fuck this fat asss whale.. even after getting lipo she's still fat as fuck..
Git it girl! HOT SLUT OF OUR LIVES
I think I'm in LOVE!!!
Sorry MK this time I have to say she is TOO NACA for my taste
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In bullshitanese, "no comment" means "fuck yes." Michael K
Is she the mexican Wynonna Judd? I'm thinking yes. Meanwhile, anyone of her ... kardassian size with a sex tape = kadooze!
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
That shit was staged! David Lee Roth did the same thing in the 1980s with Van Halen!
I hate her.. When this first happened (couple of days ago) I wrote " I need a drink as much as Jenni Rivera needs a diet" I thought it was HI-larious
It's ok I entertain myself.
HATE HER!! She is disgusting.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
Basura aventando a basura.
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
I hate this bitch OMG I can't stand her for the simple fact that just like KKK's she runs to the media with all her business the thing that made me go over the edge withthis disgusting fat bitch (who got a tummy tuck in Tijuana for free then tried suing the Dr. Because she still looks like a tight wrapped tamale) oh yeah I hate her because SHE MADE PUBLIC THAT HER DAUGHTER WAS RAPED BY HER OWN DAD. YUP HER HUSBAND RAPED HIS OWN DAUGHTER!! NOBODY WOULD'VE FOUND OUT IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS PIG GIVING INTERVIEWS TO EVERY MAGAZINE AND TV GOSSIP SHOW WITH ALL THE DETAILS. HER AND HER BROTHERS (WHICH ARE ALSO IN THE BUSINESS ) WOULD HOLD CONFRESSES OUTSIDE THE COURT ROOM.
I FEEL SORRY FOR THE DAUGHTER IMAGINE GOING THROUGH THAT AND YOUR MOM WHORING OUT SOMETHING SO DISGUSTING TO THE MEDIA!!!
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(Dough) I’m going to the store
(Tre) But you aint got no money
(Dough) I’m going anyway
I love that birch. I enjoy that she consistently gets trashed at her shows. Her tv show is a trip.
i'm gonna go lesbian for jenni...there, i said it!
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
At my daughter's kindergarten graduation, all the abuelitas were dressed like Shakira. Just because you can fit in it doesn't mean you should wear it.
she looks like winona judd's shit TOOK a shit!
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/interviews/bleeding-gracefully-the-ca...
Oh Jeni Jeni you never stop representing! Oh and totally staged too :-)
Is Jenni gonna have to cut a bitch? Raul can tell by those big ass guitars that fuckin' band can rock!
Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:41am.
Daisy was wondering why Raul talks in the third person?
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
That chick really got up on stage voluntarily to be humiliated? Wowsers. 15 seconds of fame is a hellova drug
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
BEHOLD... OUR QUEEN!!!
(My apologies to Phoebe)
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
She fucked with the wrong sausage stuffed bitch!
What a refined dame.
In other news, PINK gave birth to a girl. Finally.
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Grace and Divinity!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
one word:
HOT
I'd motorboat that. Motorboat that hard.
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
after schooling that girl she goes into a glorious speech about respect...and as she is about to go back to her performance she whisks her hand and says she grabbed some lice from that skank!
LOVE HER : )
oh my the refined elegance is blinding.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
yeah... i'd have more respect for her if she didn't have a security team to reinforce her "huevos".
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
*curtsies and sashays off to find own gauzy yellow wrap*
Jenni is one of us.
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twerk those stumps!