Friday, June 3rd 2011
A History Lesson From Sarah Palin
I know I'm supposed to fully hate Sarah Palin since she'd rather watch me slit a baby black bear's throat with a broken Budweiser bottle than watch me marry the dude I love, but how can I when she keeps delivering priceless gifts like this?
In case you missed it, here's Sarah Palin explaining the midnight ride of Paul Revere the same way you'd explain it after 12 sake bombs, a couple of bong hits, a concussion and a bump of crushed Benadryl. To be fair, if someone asked me about Paul Revere, I'd tell them that I loved his work in The Pee-wee Herman Show.
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph!!! She obviously didn't pay attention in History class. And no remembering the Schoolhouse Rock?! You'd think she'd at least peruse the Cliff Notes of the places she's visiting.
Idiocy with hair and glasses! Wow, just....WOW!
Every time Someone says, "Y'know, Sarah Palin is not as stupid as most people think", she comes along to prove YES SHE IS!!!
Picasso1 on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 1:55pm.
I think Todd Palin is the smartest person in that family, as he rarely speaks.
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This woman has to learn either know the truth and the facts or shut your fucking mouth.
I think Todd Palin is the smartest person in that family, as he rarely speaks.
This makes me fucking homicidal. DIE.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 8:19pm.
Sarah's becoming a regular! Love her. Obama's position is exactly the same as hers. Where be his broken bottle?
No, PRESIDENT Obama has nothing in common with this bubblehead. You people deserve her.
Submitted by Bigg_tree on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 1:14pm.
I am not so critical of this. Imagine all the stupid things you have said in your life and how it would suck if someone had a camera running and only posted those highlights. I have heard her talk and she not that stupid. George W. and Dan Quayle - now those guys were flat-lining on the brain activity scale.
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"Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 8:31am.
Shit! The Beastie Boys version of Paul Revere is more accurate than Palin's.
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Wait...you mean that's not how it happened? Paul Revere wasn't a horse???
She's too dumb for a comment...
I am not so critical of this. Imagine all the stupid things you have said in your life and how it would suck if someone had a camera running and only posted those highlights. I have heard her talk and she not that stupid. George W. and Dan Quayle - now those guys were flat-lining on the brain activity scale.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:35pm.
Soooo...Paul Revere warned the BRITISH during his night ride while ringing bells all over the place? Jesus H. Christ. She's worse than Bachmann, the Queen of Making Up "Facts." Oh my God.
And you know there are still people out there defending her idiocy, because it's what makes her "real." Yeah, a real moron. That's who I want as President - a complete imbecile. Palin makes George W. Bush look like an intellectual giant.
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Some people think her stupidity makes it impossible for her to be wily and deceive the public. As if stupidity makes you more honest. Like a stupid person couldn't figure out how to push the button or wouldn't just be a puppet for other people's interests. See Bush, George W.
Yeah, PLEASE VOTE FOR OBAMA, ok? The man got Osama Bin Laden, for chissakes!! But, the idiots in this country couldn't even give him credit for that. Jeez, Obama could cure cancer and the morons would find something to jump on his ass for it.
Google News didn't post this as a headline, but they sure as hell posted about Palin's dumbass bus trip through America. And she complains about the "left-wing" media??? This shit should've been blasted from every TV, radio, blog, tweet, pulpit and Walmart PA system in the country. Guess someone's protecting her stupid ass.
any party should be ashamed to have her on their ticket, period. there are far more intelligent, classy, politically experienced, less hypocritical females to push for president. it's almost like they are just fucking with us and really want to lose. she's just a joke.
This woman is always painful to watch or listen to. Unflinchingly stupid, completely ego-driven and miss-guided, she has become an international joke (the un-funny kind) but she keeps on flapping those gums and teasing her hair for the public's amusement. Please, honey, just don't.
Republicans need to apologize for almost destroying our country.
Submitted by dej on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 11:04am
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That's interesting, thank you for posting it.
I love how they used to capitalize random nouns, like 'Horse' & 'Road'. Now if I could just get the Secretary (jk!) at work to stop doing it.
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Paul Revere in a 1789 letter
I observed a Wood at a Small distance, & made for that. When I got there, out Started Six officers, on Horse back,and orderd me to dismount;-one of them, who appeared to have the command, examined me, where I came from,& what my Name Was? I told him. it was Revere, he asked if it was Paul? I told him yes He asked me if I was an express? I answered in the afirmative. He demanded what time I left Boston? I told him; and aded, that their troops had catched aground in passing the River, and that There would be five hundred Americans there in a short time, for I had alarmed the Country all the way up. He imediately rode towards those who stoppd us, when all five of them came down upon a full gallop; one of them, whom I afterwards found to be Major Mitchel, of the 5th Regiment, Clapped his pistol to my head, called me by name, & told me he was going to ask me some questions, & if I did not give him true answers, he would blow my brains out. He then asked me similar questions to those above. He then orderd me to mount my Horse, after searching me for arms.He then orderd them to advance, & to lead me in front. When we got to the Road, they turned down towards Lexington. When we had got about one Mile, the Major Rode up to the officer that was leading me, & told him to give me to the Sergeant. As soon as he took me, the Major orderd him, if I attempted to run, or any body insulted them, to blow my brains out. We rode till we got near Lexington Meeting-house, when the Militia fired a Voley of Guns, which appeared to alarm them very much.
There would be five hundred Americans there in a short time, for I had alarmed the Country all the way up.
So, I guess he did tell the British
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 10:46am.
Ahh, thank you. I did see a bit of that. I thought the whole point was of course processed foods are bad for you: that's what makes them funny and dumb.
I did learn a fancy new (but much misunderstood) word for icing: fondant.
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Submitted by Agnostic 1 on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 10:40am.
I don't mean Obama. I am talking State wise.
Editted to say yes Wisconsin is recalling those involved in the union fiasco.
@Rusty: LOL!: http://www.dlisted.com/2011/05/30/hot-slut-day#comments
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Fuck! I'm Australian and even I know about Paul Revere and the British are coming, etc.
She is beyond fucking stupid!
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 10:16am.
The other day they were arguing about CAKE. Who argues about cake? DListers, that's who.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I missed that. *searching*
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 10:17am.
I said that early in the story and a few people jumped all over me. I only said it because MK had commented that he rarely posts about politics in that that recent article in which he was profiled.
I saw that you said that, wanted to chime in, then figured it was hopeless. To his credit, MK posts what interests him, whether it's popular or not (see Phoebe, Shauna, etc.). I think DL is better, more escapist, when it's about funny, mostly fluffy stuff, but then it's not my blog.
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Crystal Castles/Robert Smith, Not in Love
Cake....lmfao...WOW. And I'm the 20 yr old.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 10:12am.
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I agree with you. Because it doesn't ever remain a civil discussion, it always degenerates into personal attacks.
And the endless, friggin *endless* back and forth bitching and squabbling over other petty things is a pain in the arse.
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 10:12am.
I wish MK wouldn't ever post on politics.
I said that early in the story and a few people jumped all over me. I only said it because MK had commented that he rarely posts about politics in that recent article in which he was profiled (along with the dude from JustJared).
@RustyHooligan: The other day they were arguing about CAKE. Who argues about cake? DListers, that's who. We can take solace, tho, that these people can speak in complete sentences and every single day I learn a new witty insult. It could be worse - and IS! in lots of other places:)
But this was not bad. Sarah's quite entertaining. If we could only send her over to Shauna's house for some lucite and some training she could be a lot of fun!
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I wish MK wouldn't ever post on politics. The threads invariably end up stupidly nasty. But then, it seems Dlisters are capable of brawling over pink cowboy shirts. And even a seemingly innocuous topic sometimes ends up in a heated discussion about race, gender, or politics.
This must be the way of the modern world, because I see it on many other sites, too: A news story about a local violent crime, say, turns into a fistfight over Obama or taxes or something.
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As Sting said (sang) when describing politicians, "They all look like game-show hosts to me."
That describes it for me. The more photogenic you are and the more comfortable in front of a camera, the more likely you'll get elected. Competence and experience should trump charisma but unfortunately it usually doesn't.
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and that voice...jeez...she makes me want to scratch on something...her voice is extremely annoying and what comes out of it even more..how did this cunt get anywhere....she is a loathsome human being...
Republicans are the frontmen for international corporations. Republicans are fascists. End of story. IMHO
Fuck Sarah - please post nude photos of her hot husband Todd!
this stupid cunt makes more money than most PhD's America is a stupid, stupid country...(except for you horz here)...this bitch makes me ashamed to be a U.S. Citizen...I swear if I see her bus I will egg it on behalf of my dlisted horz...I loathe this bitch about as much as I loathe the Whoretrashians, Miley Hillbilly Chipmunk Cyrus, the Empress of Lucite, and Justin Bieber...to name a few of my most loathed...but this bitch is dangerous cause she wants to be Prez...the rest of just braindead fucktards..this bitch is brain dead and wants to run this country that makes here EXTREMELY dangerous...if she gets the nomination I will be forced to leave the u.s....cause any country that endorses this stupid, stupid woman is not fit to live in.
I just hate this fucking idiot.
She is a goddamned dummy.
between sarah, trump, the birthers and the teabaggers, why don't the republicans shorten their name to "duh uhm"? fucking fits to a t.
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man, is she whacked out on pills? thats sounds like something youd say after popping like 8 valiums and a few vicodins..... man, she is supposed to be a media personality. just wow.
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Shit! The Beastie Boys version of Paul Revere is more accurate than Palin's.
After seeing what we just elected she might have a chance. At least Wisconsin is recalling the jokers they elected.
Submitted by joanne on Sat, 06/04/2011 - 7:57am.
After seeing what we just elected she might have a chance. At least Wisconsin is recalling the jokers they elected.
I'm curious as to what you mean by "what we elected" Are you referring to Obama? And is Wisconsin recalling the Republicans who forced the anti-Union bill through or the Dems who fled the state to avoid voting on it?
OT: Palin is a joke, a dangerous joke who is so clueless that she went to Israel when tensions are at their highest to proclaim that Israel has nothing to apologize for. This when the majority of Western nations (the USA excluded) agree that some of Israel's actions are illegal and are causing further unrest in the M. E.
This bitch is a downright imbecile whose ignorance and stupidity are somehow confused with being down to earth and relatable. Are we as a nation really so dumb that we can relate to this borderline mentally retarded, barely literate c**t? Last time I checked one can be well read, intelligent and still be down to earth. Ugh! Michelle Bachman and this bitch are single-handedly setting womankind back to the Dark Ages.
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There's no way she'd win in a Presidential election. No way in HELL. My husband and I gave her the benefit of the doubt in the beginning but she's proven to be a complete buffoon and a media whore. Forgettabowtit.
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Tina Fey, if you are reading this..please do something with it!!!!
The jokes write themselves....
She's an idiot!!!! America must look crazy to the world being that this chick is even considered to be a candidate... Didn't she quit her job as Governor and go to like a gazillion colleges???? I just can't
Why is she in a pizzeria yet again? Not hating because I love pizza.
She's an idiot!!!! America must look crazy to the world being that this chick is even considered to be a candidate... Didn't she quit her job as Governor and go to like a gazillion colleges???? I just can't
And Republicans wonder why the rest of us think she's an airhead. They think President Obama is incompetent, they jump on him for every little thing he does or doesn't do yet they want to elect THIS woman for president? WTF is going on here???
A small part of me wants her to be President just for the comedy value!