Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

June 3, 2011 / Posted by:

So those nudes from yesterday and today that appear to be Blake Lively but are totally not Blake Lively? Let’s guess the circumstances behind them. Were they taken for Totally Not Blake Lively’s own amusement? Or maybe sent to a love interest? As it turns out, there were three different men on the receiving end of UnBlake’s pics.

Recipient 1: A costar.
Recipient 2: A famous director with whom the person in the photos who is Totally Not Blake Lively has worked.
Recipient 3: A non-famous guy. This batch has not yet hit the internet. (Celebs.com via Blind Gossip)

1. Penn Badgley?
2. Ben Affleck (But are we seriously addressing him as “famous director“?)
3. One of the Michael Terry Rappers?

She is not pregnant… but she really wants to be! So while she may never marry her fiance, there’s a good chance she will have his baby. Why? Because she stopped taking her birth control a couple of months ago. Without telling him. Well, at least a pregnancy will be really good for ratings! (Blind Gossip)

As much as I want to believe this is Ma and Frankie from Ma’s Roadhouse, I’ll go with the blatantly obvious guess: Kim Kardashian? I bet E! is already trying to find ways to get a camera on the inside of her uterus for a new reality show, which will most likely be more insightful and interesting than any episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

This glowing TV star allegedly made a mistake most moms have never had to worry about. Her kids brown bag it at school most of the time and now they’re getting old enough to pack their own lunches. One of her children accidentally packed a bag of pot that was in a ziploc baggie in the fridge and took it to school. No one noticed and the child brought it home telling mother that “The green stuff is gross.” Luckily, not much of it was missing but it’s caused the mom to clean up her act. (BuzzFoto)

“Green stuff is gross.” Please. You know that kid traded a drop of the good shit for half an Adderall. I’ll guess Kate Gosselin?

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