Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
So those nudes from yesterday and today that appear to be Blake Lively but are totally not Blake Lively? Let’s guess the circumstances behind them. Were they taken for Totally Not Blake Lively’s own amusement? Or maybe sent to a love interest? As it turns out, there were three different men on the receiving end of UnBlake’s pics.
Recipient 1: A costar.
Recipient 2: A famous director with whom the person in the photos who is Totally Not Blake Lively has worked.
Recipient 3: A non-famous guy. This batch has not yet hit the internet. (Celebs.com via Blind Gossip)
1. Penn Badgley?
2. Ben Affleck (But are we seriously addressing him as "famous director"?)
3. One of the Michael Terry Rappers?
She is not pregnant… but she really wants to be! So while she may never marry her fiance, there’s a good chance she will have his baby. Why? Because she stopped taking her birth control a couple of months ago. Without telling him. Well, at least a pregnancy will be really good for ratings! (Blind Gossip)
As much as I want to believe this is Ma and Frankie from Ma's Roadhouse, I'll go with the blatantly obvious guess: Kim Kardashian? I bet E! is already trying to find ways to get a camera on the inside of her uterus for a new reality show, which will most likely be more insightful and interesting than any episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
This glowing TV star allegedly made a mistake most moms have never had to worry about. Her kids brown bag it at school most of the time and now they’re getting old enough to pack their own lunches. One of her children accidentally packed a bag of pot that was in a ziploc baggie in the fridge and took it to school. No one noticed and the child brought it home telling mother that “The green stuff is gross.” Luckily, not much of it was missing but it’s caused the mom to clean up her act. (BuzzFoto)
"Green stuff is gross." Please. You know that kid traded a drop of the good shit for half an Adderall. I'll guess Kate Gosselin?
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Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 9:24pm.
#3. Me!
hahaha (got the giggles).
#3. Me!
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:08pm.
I'm very intrigued with the way the hacker flipped out when "Blake's rep" denied the initial pics, and was ranting and raving, saying "You want "moar?"
Who doesn't know how to spell "more?"
That seemed like a calculated thing...also the comment about fapping.
I think it's a girl trying to seem like a guy.
The person seems extremely emotionally involved, and did not want money.
I totally buy the girlfriend/ wife thing.
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"Moar" is a jokey internet meme type thing.
I'm laughing about how you said Ben Affleck looked like Robby Benson. It's making me picture Robby standing around in his skivvies in "Ice Castles." The good old days.
I'm very intrigued with the way the hacker flipped out when "Blake's rep" denied the initial pics, and was ranting and raving, saying "You want "moar?"
Who doesn't know how to spell "more?"
That seemed like a calculated thing...also the comment about fapping.
I think it's a girl trying to seem like a guy.
The person seems extremely emotionally involved, and did not want money.
I totally buy the girlfriend/ wife thing.
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GERONIMO!
I just clicked onto the Blind Gossip link and noticed there's a poster who goes by the user name of IloveDlisted. Who are you? Own up!!
I initially didn't think the pics were Blake, but after the second wave, I do now.
I just don't understand it.
Are nude pics the new handwritten thank-you note?
I guess I have no choice but to embrace being blatantly rude.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 1:57pm.
I still think it is hilarious that Paris's show is on the same network as Aubrey O'Day. Ah, how the slutty have fallen.
I find it interesting that the two networks "for women" Lifetime and Oxygen don't have very empowering programming for women. Lifetime is all He Slapped Her Around starring Meredith Baxter movie of the week stuff and Oxygen now seems to be the Watch Drunken Whorey Whores be Drunken Whores reality shows.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:07pm.
I think number 2 is Paris.
And to be quite frank, I think Paris is number 2:)
hahahaha. Potty humor! I liked ESE's guess of Jessica Simpson for No. 2.
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Come on LeBron, put your Mavericks jersey on
Submitted by Kaptcha on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:04pm.
I must be the only one who thinks those pics really aren't Blake Lively? They just don't look like her.
Yes.
Submitted by Miami on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:54am.
When I was a first-grader, I didn't know what it looked like. Certainly not DRIED pot.
1. Duuuhhhhh.
2. Same as above. Only a Kartrashian would be stupid enough to do something like this and leak it to the public.
3. Could 3 be Tori Spelling? She's knocked up, at least one of her kids is old enough for preschool, and she's technically a TV star.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
So if recipient #3 is not famous, then how the hell do we guess who he is and why would we care? Were all three cc'ed in on the same "here are my noodz ;)" email?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:37am.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:32am.
Personally, and it is just me, but I think the "Renner is gay" rumor is b.s. I actually have a friend who knew him in high school and she said he was not gay in high school or when he was in college. Maybe he went to the "othe" side after, who knows.
If he is gay, I don't care, he is just my little pocket fantasy bf, so I can make him as hetero as I like.
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He could be opportunistically gay like Colin Farrell. As in gay only when it helps his career.
I'm with everyone who says the costar was Ben Whofleck. She and Penn were probably just together for publicity towards the end, and I can't see her sending him her version of sexy pics.
Damn, her face looks beat here, and that beauty pageant hair isn't helping any. She looks like an old school Mary Kay sales lady.
"HAHAHAHA! Do you watch The Bad Girls Club by any chance?"
Naw Evil Cupcake. A girlfriend of mine is a reformed girl scrapper so we always make girl gang jokes. Agreed with you about the Jeremy Renner is gay rumor doesn't ring true to me. But we could be suffering from the same 'I want to jump his bones so I reject any possibility of gayness' denial.
I agree he was the best part of 'The Town', but I did like the movie. It had JR and that silver fox, Titus Welliver, so I was good. I just wish BA had bought it in the end. *spoiler* His character bought it in the book.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
LOL Jack you sick fucker!
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okay, I am out of here- gotta work.
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm
parissucksliterally on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 1:57pm.
angel, well she HAS to get engaged now- Kimmy did! Who will have the stupider/famewhorier episode? I won't know, because I won't watch EITHER.
I still think it is hilarious that Paris's show is on the same network as Aubrey O'Day. Ah, how the slutty have fallen.
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LOL! ITA all of the above! Except I will steal a coupla epis cuz I MUST know;p
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EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws (thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
angel, well she HAS to get engaged now- Kimmy did! Who will have the stupider/famewhorier episode? I won't know, because I won't watch EITHER.
I still think it is hilarious that Paris's show is on the same network as Aubrey O'Day. Ah, how the slutty have fallen.
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All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm
parissucksliterally on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 1:52pm.
Paris isn't engaged.
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She's been ring shopping all month!
And getting ready for a new show - AND her people say if she does get engaged it will be on the show.
And personally, I think she's too selfish to NOT have kids. It's the thing to do.
♥ Threadkilla!
EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws (thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Paris isn't engaged.
And just because we all know she is too selfish to have kids, it doesn't mean she won't try and terrorize us all by procreating someday.
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All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm
My guesses, assuming these are 'real':
1) Blake Lively, Ben Affleck, Oliver Stone, and Harvey Weinstein. And I'm betting it involved way more than just pictures.
2) Could be KK. Wouldn't put it past her.
3) My mind instantly went to Cynthia Nixon, although it doesn't explain the "glow" part. And does she have a child around 6 or so? I think so... I can picture her & Rojo as tree-hugging hippie granola stoners.
But it would be hilarious if it were JLo!
Paris is too selfish to have a baby. Or... it would be like her hundreds of dogs; there for the quick spotlight, and then magically disappears. Like a soap opera kid!
The Jessica Simpson guess gets my vote.
JEEBUS, enough about Blake fucking Lively already!
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Who keeps their weed in the fridge???
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:14pm.
Tell it to my pregnant FB friend who shoots profiles of her belly in the mirror every few weeks.
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I've got a few of those friends...drives me crazy. "This is my belly at 10 weeks, I'm starting to show! Tee Hee!" Her 'belly' is flat as a fucking pancake
So, she is basically cheating on the men who are cheating on their spouses with her?
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
On the third blind, if the kids didn't say anything, how did the story get out?
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:14pm.
Tell it to my pregnant FB friend who shoots profiles of her belly in the mirror every few weeks.
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ok fishe wen r u gunna b my fb frend? ♥
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:48am.
Lucifer, I too am so tired of these bathroom shots. And I don't care how hot you are, or how old you are, pictures like this REEK of desperation.
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Tell it to my pregnant FB friend who shoots profiles of her belly in the mirror every few weeks.
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yeah, I've got 3 of those. Except one's weekly and one's DAILY (and now hidden LOL)
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Smoke Dickly is all about getting work in the business. I'm sure some of the other blind items are about her, too - how far she's willing to bend over to be a stah.
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:20am.
@NovaNightly -LOVE your avie!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:48am.
Lucifer, I too am so tired of these bathroom shots. And I don't care how hot you are, or how old you are, pictures like this REEK of desperation.
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Tell it to my pregnant FB friend who shoots profiles of her belly in the mirror every few weeks.
Number 3 is hilarious but I'd seriously doubt it if it din't come from Buzzfoto. It could be anyone but WHO's kid is brown bagging it? It must be a set-up blind from Gwyneth to make herself look cool.
♥ Threadkilla!
EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws (thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Blake Lively is a dirty harlot jezebel and should be ashamed of herself! Those glamour girls are all the same...is she even a real blonde?!
I think number 2 is Paris.
And to be quite frank, I think Paris is number 2:)
♥ Threadkilla!
EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws (thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
I must be the only one who thinks those pics really aren't Blake Lively? They just don't look like her.
Kim K is obvious. ESE - Good call on J Simp!!
I'm stuck on the "glowing" in #3. My first thought was pregnant, but who's pregnant on TV? Everyone?
Submitted by Miami on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:54am.
Items two and three seem like utter nonsense.
1) Someone secretly stops taking her birth control. Her own fiance doesn't know about it, but it's common knowledge enough for a gossip website to know? Give me a break.
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You're thinking like a normal person. This could very well have been a Kardashian girl and Mama Kris or one of the sisters could have been the "leak".
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
I agree that this whole sexting thing is dumb (it isn't sexy to see a naked body next to the toilet), but I've got to hand it to NOT BLAKE LIVELY -- these pics were taken on an I-phone camera & there is no re-touching -- DAYUM her body looks good.
Can Fake Chively go away now? We get it, you think you're pretty or cute or w.e and Leo 'wants' you/has had you. Sweetie, he's gay. They all are, you're cute for middle america, hollywood is nothing but plastic and sex. Last I checked you're not a dildo.
You'll never fit into your sisters shoes, she could act. You give good blowjobs. End of.
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Just sayin.
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Items two and three seem like utter nonsense.
1) Someone secretly stops taking her birth control. Her own fiance doesn't know about it, but it's common knowledge enough for a gossip website to know? Give me a break.
2) Children old enough to pack their own lunches don't know what pot looks like? Even if they don't, who would eat smelly dried out weeds? Unbelievable.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:24am.
I find it incredibly difficult to believe that a little kid would willingly eat something as visually unappealing as pot. You can't get most kids to eat a granola bar, much less a stinky pile of greenish-brown dried leaves. Calling bullshit on this story, unless it was inside a brownie.
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Majority of pot/hash brownies are made from milk chocolate, I have yet to come across a white chocolate kind and that would be the only way it would resemble any shade of green. Also the smell would be overwhelming for good quality brownies (if this person is a celeb, they are lame if they are getting dirt weed), that would gross out most NORMAL kids.
You NEVER keep your weed in a ziplock baggie in the fridge. It will get damp and grow mold, and no one likes moldy buds. Now if it was an airtight glass container than that is perfectly fine.
Lucifer, I too am so tired of these bathroom shots. And I don't care how hot you are, or how old you are, pictures like this REEK of desperation.
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All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm
It's getting hard to tell which BIs are real juicy gossip and which are made up bullshit. Now that I'm a Francoloonie, I've noticed a couple of BIs attributed to him seem like mildy re-worked versions of his student films. Ted Casablanca how could you?? Unless in his case this is all some meta shit and life is imitating art imitating life. Confusing--brain overheating.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:37am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:17am.
Bitch better not have sent those to Jeremy Renner or mi kill her ass @ 2:30am.
I thought he was the best thing - or rather, the only good thing - about The Town.
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Yes, he was. He was the ONLY convincing one in that movie. Jon Hamm, Lively Rebecca Hall and Affleck sucked, IMO.
i know that i'm really horrible at these blinds, but... i'd give a guess at number 2.... Jessica Simpson
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Aren't there naked pictures of her in numerous mens' magazines, airbrushed and everything? why does she need to take dingy bathroom shots with toilet bowls in the background? HATE THAT.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:32am.
Personally, and it is just me, but I think the "Renner is gay" rumor is b.s. I actually have a friend who knew him in high school and she said he was not gay in high school or when he was in college. Maybe he went to the "othe" side after, who knows.
If he is gay, I don't care, he is just my little pocket fantasy bf, so I can make him as hetero as I like.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:17am.
Bitch better not have sent those to Jeremy Renner or mi kill her ass @ 2:30am.
I thought he was the best thing - or rather, the only good thing - about The Town.
BCAW - there are some mornings where my 8 year old wants to pack his own lunch instead of me making it. But it's usually in hopes I won't check and make sure he's not packed nothing but cookies, chips and a soda.
(I don't allow soda)
God i wish my mom had packed weed in my lunch.