Afternoon Crumbs

Shapewear for dudes is seriously lacking easy access holes – OMG Blog

Blake Lively is holding a phone, has a camera aimed at her and is fully clothed. The world must be spinning the opposite way today. – Lainey Gossip

Salma Hayek’s chichis look as magnificent as always. The end. – Hollywood Tuna

Jiz is going to beat some ass over this – Towleroad

If Sports Illustrated and Mad Magazine did a joint swimsuit issue, this would be the cover – The Superficial

Cameron Diaz and A-Rod aren’t chewing each other’s asses anymore – Celebitchy

Shauna Sand looking as stunning as ever in head-to-thighs vintage (and by “vintage” I mean Contempo Casuals and Judy’s) – (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Courteney Cox’s face! David Arquette’s face! – Just Jared

Is this Ke$ha’s new video? – The Daily What

Mark Sanchez is not getting down with a member of the Lullaby League, okay – ICYDK

Justin Timberlake & Brit Brit haven’t spoken in 10 years – The Berry

The Dollar Tree Anne Hathaway struttin’ her shit in L.A. – Popoholic

First Jessica Simpson, then Eva Longoria, then Posh and now Kim Kardashian? Ken Paves, pick and stick with a full-time fag hag already! – Popsugar

From the waist up, Hilary Duff’s outfit says “secretary circa 1981” and from the waist down, her outfit says “sensible truck stop whore” – Go Fug Yourself

Camila Alves looks hot – Hollywood Rag

Inspirational speech of the week – Cityrag

Kellan Lutz giving an imaginary blow job – I’m Not Obsessed