In going against Dlisted’s theme of featuring multi-tasking baseball fans, here’s a man (TYPICAL!) who believes in balls before babies.
If he was smart and a loving father, he’d strap a catchers mitt to the front of his daughter’s face. That way he can hold her while trying to score that ball instead of failing at both. Well, at least Suri Cruise isn’t the only girl who can say, “Daddy? Why did you drop me for some ball?”