This is the international poster for The Girl with the Puff the Magic Dragon Tattoo and it has opened my eyes to one thing: the classic black censor box can officially retire. The black censor box has protected our children’s eyes from lady nipples for years and it’s served us well. But there’s a new nipple-shielding sheriff in town. I’m talking about Daniel Craig’s arm. Daniel Craig’s arm is an effective nipple blocker and it’s attached to Daniel Craig. Is the black censor box attached to Daniel Craig? Exactly.
This is a win/win for everybody. It’s a win for followers of the THINK OF THE CHILDREN movement. It’s also a win for topless sluts. Even the biggest topless slut out there won’t mind her nipples getting blocked if Daniel Craig’s arm did the blocking.
Yes, I think Daniel Craig’s arm unsuccessfully blocked Rooney Mara’s right nipple, but he’s still in training. Give him time.