OctoMom Will Have To Find A New Crooked Doctor To Stuff Her With Embryos
Paul Stanley's got some serious guns, right?
Wannabe OctoMoms in California who want to bedazzle their uterus with dozens of fertilized embryos have less than a week to do it. Because on July 1st, OctoMom's fertility doctor, Michael Kamrava (Reason #465 for why all Michael Ks are shifty sluts who are allergic to morals), will lose his right to practice medicine. The California Medical Board ruled that Dr. Kamrava "committed gross negligence, repeated negligent acts, and incompetence" in three cases including OctoMom's. One 42-year-old patient was diagnosed with ovarian cancer after IVF treatments and another 48-year-old patient had severe complications after she got knocked up with quadruplets.
People reports that California Medical Board declared that Dr. Kamrava should've immediately referred OctoMom to the nearest crazy house instead of overcrowding her womb. And because he didn't do that, OctoMom's psychotic gene tripled in size every time a baby was pulled out of her body. Dr. Kamrastein is guilty of creating a baby-hoarding monster.
Like a little thing calling "losing his medical license" is going to keep Dr. Kamrava from getting his embryo stuffing kicks. This sick ass bitch has probably already set up an underground fertility clinic in the studio apartment of a dilapidated complex located on a deserted block in the San Fernando Valley. He's got the turkey basters and mini fridge ready to go! Now he just has to post a Craigslist ad asking for willing participants for his human pregnant centipede experiment. Why did I go there? Excuse me while I wrap a straitjacket around my imagination.
(Image via Pacific Coast News)
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I have that same tank top. I really liked and was sad when I had to throw it in the fire pit.
PAUL STANLEY! that's too funny. she is sooo gross.
YUCK, I really hope one day the man arms & plastic surgery crap hype comes to an end.
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For your health.
Wait a minute.
"One 42-year-old patient was diagnosed with ovarian cancer after IVF treatments."
I hadn't heard that fertility drugs were definitely linked to ovarian cancer. Not to say the doc isn't an asshole. But that's kind of an odd assertion.
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http://ceoworld.biz/ceo/2011/05/29/ceoworld-worlds-top-25-most-desirable...
Haha, haven't read an Octo-crazy related post in awhile...which now makes me wonder whatever happened to that crazy bitch? I imagine now she must be extremely miserable over the spotlight no longer being on her...but then again, in her defense, her 15 minutes didn't last as long as some other attention-starved individuals *cough*JerseyWhores*cough*
I imagine she just sits in a corner and cries all day as her child army runs amock in her (most likely very unkempt) home which she earned from being such an attention whore. Woe is Octo crazy.
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
plenty of time to work out, but no time to get a damn job and feed your hoard of kids? yeah youre mentally stable.
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She's looking more and more like Angie every day!
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
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He should be paying for those kids! He's just going to go to another state and keep practicing.
How much do y'all wanna bet that it's going to come out some day that Michael Kamrava used his own sperm to knock up Octomom??????????? You saw it here first!!!! I think. LOL!!!
"Reason #465 for why all Michael Ks are shifty sluts who are allergic to morals"
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!
Why oh why did you have to reference The Human Centipede?? It is a sick fucking movie. Thanks to that disgusting movie, I now get a boner killing image in my head whenever I participate in analingus.
Both giving, and receiving :(
@momus and SFRB:
Thank you. I am not surprised, but pissed off. I do not live in the lovely state of CA, but am offended for those who do.
*takes deep breath and walks away from topic*
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I still want to punch her in her inflated, Crisco smeared face.
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Submitted by Sams Mom on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 11:41am.
Losing your California License to practice medicine never stops a doctor from getting a license from any of our other states. This consequence for his bad judgement is a huge fail.
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He should have to contribute financially to the care of Octo's spawn and any other babies that are suffering due to his negligence and fameseeking.
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Submitted by Jana: "...How doe she have the time to build up like that with 18 children?"
Right? That's the FIRST thing I thought.
This is not the only single-by-choice mom I know of who doesn't have a dime put away for next month's rent or her kid's education, but has the money for expensive haircuts and manicures and $300 pairs of shoes. Any criticism and they go "Well, I'm a SINGLE MOTHER. I need a BREAK. I need something pretty now and then." Yup.
What a relief! I feel so bad for her kids. I wonder if the older ones can read because there are headlines about them getting evicted from their house every other month. Mommy looks otherwise busy as usual.
I know married couples with ONE healthy toddler/baby who don't get out as much as this ho. Never mind the fact that there's one of her and 14 of them.
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I think she should be modest next and just have a set of twins
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/uncategorized/bleeding-gracefully-the...
Losing your California License to practice medicine never stops a doctor from getting a license from any of our other states. This consequence for his bad judgement is a huge fail.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
Hell, she's fugly. Spend less time in the gym and more with your 14 kids!
Groucho Marx's ghost called. He wants his eyebrows back.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hahaha, I love real life stories like that Goldigga. I can hear her whining back at your friend, unfortunately. Saw her on Oprah with Suzie Orman.
"People reports that California Medical Board declared that Dr. Kamrava should've immediately referred OctoMom to the nearest crazy house instead of overcrowding her womb."
And the winner for "Duh Statement of the Day"!
That doctor should be forced into house arrest at Octomom's house, with no access to earplugs or any sound-muting devices for 9 months.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Jana on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:33am.
How doe she have the time to build up like that with 18 children?
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Nannies. A friend of mine who lives in LA now saw her at the gym. He asked her if she'd found a father for the little ones yet. Apparently she didn't see the funny side lol
I think he should have to raise octo mom's children
I'm surprised this didn't happen sooner - if you ask me, Octomom's case alone would suffice.
In a lot of places, you don't need a medical license to inject botox and restylane and shit like that. He's probably gonna do that shit and create some frankenfaces. Lord knows he'll have no trouble finding clients, even with his tarnished rep. Dumb people let random individuals inject them with caulk in hotel rooms...soooooo...
Oh, and as always, fuck you very much Octomom.
Eeeew did she start working out with chyna? I can totally see those two whoring up some magazine cover
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:43am.
I wonder if CPS is still following Octomom.
HAHAHA @E.C.! Marilyn Manson!!
*strokes Jana's pubes*
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AHAHAHAHA! I just spit lunch all over the place reading "strokes Jana's pubes"
It was so unexpected!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:41am.
ha ha Momus, like that's supposed to be her natural abdomen!
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Hey, if a face transplant is possible why not a tummy transplant?
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UrMomma - besides the Social Sec. she gets for her children's "disabilities" (which they actually MAY have b/c of the fucked up oven they inhabited before they were spat out), she receives Food Stamps and Medi-Cal. Not sure about Cash Aid - but I wouldn't doubt it.
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Submitted by Anon PrimatePussy:
I hate all of you ignorant, judgemental, hypersensitive people. My opinion is all that matters and all of you are wrong. My opinions and thoughts are the only ones that counts.
Hopefully that will be enough to stop his crazy ass from practicing.
"as am I..."
Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:52am.
The doctor is an idiot.
Is she on government assistance? Anyone know?
Wait.
Nevermind.
I do not want to know.
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Since you don't want to know, I won't tell you that she is receiving state assistance in form of food stamps and Medi-Cal.
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His civil penalty should be supporting her 24 brats till majority.
He should be forced to give a percentage of his assets and income, no matter how small, towards the care of all of those babies he implanted in women who should have never been impregnated.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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The doctor is an idiot.
Is she on government assistance? Anyone know?
Wait.
Nevermind.
I do not want to know.
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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK
he's losing his medical license?! that's all?!??!?! he created OCTOMOM and he's ONLY losing his medical license. He should lose his license for LIFE because he totally FAILED at it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:30am.
Did anyone see her on tmztv last night? when Max compared her to Gollum? LOL
haha yes! I love Max. Dax is fucking cute too. I'd love to get a job on that show.
ontopic This chick's helium voice drives me bonkers. Now imagine her talking along with Oprah's financial apostle Suzie trying to fix her life. I can't believe I actually sat through that mess.
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:43am.
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I'm tingled all over.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:40am.
Submitted by Jana on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:33am.
I read that as Paul Stastny who plays for the COL. Avalanche. lol.
How doe she have the time to build up like that with 18 children?
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Probably by beating on the kids during the day, and giving hand jobs by night, would be my guess.
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LOL. My guess is she's a fame whore. I pity her children.
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I'd bang her. She looked hot in that bustier in the "whipping the man-baby" video.
Plus, the crazy. It just makes sex that much better.
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Dr Kovorkian had better references...
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You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
She's giving off a little bit of a Russell Brand vibe there too.
I wonder if CPS is still following Octomom.
HAHAHA @E.C.! Marilyn Manson!!
*strokes Jana's pubes*
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Submitted by Anon PrimatePussy:
I hate all of you ignorant, judgemental, hypersensitive people. My opinion is all that matters and all of you are wrong. My opinions and thoughts are the only ones that counts.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:39am.
For those of you who can't get enough of Quadrideca-mom:
http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/01/octomom-nadya-suleman-bikini-beach-14-kids...
Lest we forget, she has FOURTEEN kids.
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I love how TMZ encourages her by saying she looks hot.
Sarah Silverman's looking rough.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:37am.
Why have not seen her in that same pose but on her knees with a schlong in each hand yet?
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LMAO.
I just can't imagine the eye damage caused watching this thing getting reamed, it might actually put me off porn....well not really but almost.
ha ha Momus, like that's supposed to be her natural abdomen!
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Submitted by Jana on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:33am.
I read that as Paul Stastny who plays for the COL. Avalanche. lol.
How doe she have the time to build up like that with 18 children?
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Probably by beating on the kids during the day, and giving hand jobs by night, would be my guess.