Move Over, Blake Lively! Here Comes Tito Ortiz’s Peen!
June 2, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
You can finally change your screensaver from that picture of Not Blake Lively’s nipples to a naked picture of a true superstar! Tito Ortiz (aka Baby Huey) is crying HACKED after a picture of his goods mysteriously ended up on his Twitter page. Bitch got Weinered!
At least the hacker was nice enough to run the picture through Photoshop and make his “look at all the shiny lights” smile extra purdy. I’m sure you’re screaming at me to get to the good shit already, so if you want to see the peen that causes an extra loud echo in Jenna Jameson’s chocha, (NSFW, duh) click here or here!
And you know what, I wouldn’t shoo that dick away with a stick. It gets 4 out of 5 Jenna moantones.
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