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June 2, 2011 / Posted by:

Roland B, the future face and body of the British clothing retail chain NEXT!

Next, which looks like a hybrid of Wet Seal and Structure (R.I.P.), has turned to the Internet to find a fresh new face to represent their brand style and natural sexiness. 24-year-old Roland B of Belfast has already risen above his competition and is #1 out of dozens. There’s still 28 more days to go in this modeling competition, but Next should just shut it down now, because Roland has wrapped this up. Fly him to London, enroll him in BlackBerry throwing classes taught by Professor Naomi the Terrible and sit him down with Kate Moss who will teach him how to look as miserable as possible in paparazzi pictures (tip: don’t leave the house without an empty stomach and always thinks about the time you watched Pete Doherty make out with a rat’s butt for laughs). Roland’s got this!

What Roland lacks in eyebrows, he makes up for in charisma. He’s not smiling with his eyes, but he’s MEH-ing with his eyes, which is SO NOW! Smiling is out! MEH-ing is in!

Vote for Roland! If you vote for Roland, he won’t care. If you don’t vote for Roland, he still won’t care. SEE! He’s even got a supermodel’s attitude already!

via Reddit (Thanks Nicole)

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