Blake Lively Is In None Of These Pictures

June 2, 2011 / Posted by:

Blake Lively’s rep has yet to comment on these new set of pictures featuring a trick who is obviously not Blake Lively. But we can assume that she’d say that the iPhone ho in these pictures is not her client Blake Lively. That face above that looks like a Himalayan kitten who came out of the womb too soon, that face does not belong to Blake Lively! Those fake star tattoos that look just like the tattoos Blake Lively wore in The Town, they aren’t on the body of Blake Lively. It might be Ben Affleck in a Blake Lively skin suit, but it’s not Blake Lively herself. Blake Lively would never spend her downtime on a movie set taking nekkid ass nekkid pictures of herself in the bathroom mirror and on a hotel bed. This is not Blake Lively in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Nips, obviously.

But seriously, this really is a fun game that we can all play! Why let Blake Lively have all the fun? Lindsay Lohan should suck on that bottle of vodka out in the open and say that it’s not vodka! It’s court-approved distilled water. John Travolta should French kiss that peen in his trailer without locking the door and if he gets caught, he say with a straight-for-pay face, “This is not a penis.” If only Anthony Weiner (or Antsized Weiner as my friend calls him) knew about this game earlier. When all else fails, use the Blake Lively defense!

And if you want to see more NSFW picture of Not Blake Lively and her Serena van der Boobies, click here. Who ever leaked these pictures wrote the text. I am a little disappointed that text on the pictures doesn’t read: GREEN LANTERN JUNE 17TH! Missed opportunity.

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