Blake Lively Is In None Of These Pictures
Blake Lively's rep has yet to comment on these new set of pictures featuring a trick who is obviously not Blake Lively. But we can assume that she'd say that the iPhone ho in these pictures is not her client Blake Lively. That face above that looks like a Himalayan kitten who came out of the womb too soon, that face does not belong to Blake Lively! Those fake star tattoos that look just like the tattoos Blake Lively wore in The Town, they aren't on the body of Blake Lively. It might be Ben Affleck in a Blake Lively skin suit, but it's not Blake Lively herself. Blake Lively would never spend her downtime on a movie set taking nekkid ass nekkid pictures of herself in the bathroom mirror and on a hotel bed. This is not Blake Lively in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Nips, obviously.
But seriously, this really is a fun game that we can all play! Why let Blake Lively have all the fun? Lindsay Lohan should suck on that bottle of vodka out in the open and say that it's not vodka! It's court-approved distilled water. John Travolta should French kiss that peen in his trailer without locking the door and if he gets caught, he say with a straight-for-pay face, "This is not a penis." If only Anthony Weiner (or Antsized Weiner as my friend calls him) knew about this game earlier. When all else fails, use the Blake Lively defense!
And if you want to see more NSFW picture of Not Blake Lively and her Serena van der Boobies, click here. Who ever leaked these pictures wrote the text. I am a little disappointed that text on the pictures doesn't read: GREEN LANTERN JUNE 17TH! Missed opportunity.
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Submitted by KA: "yeah i understand why people dont like her, but why make up stupid names for her? its juvenile and ridiculous. makes you look like a lunatic. snark on the girl all you want, but making up names is like high school jealousy."
Sorry, I thought I was posting on dlisted. My bad, for sure. Sorry, Flake Lively.
And yes, I'm jealous of her, just like how I'm jealous of January Jones.
"Since you are a Titus Welliver fan, have you seen Deadwood? If not, it is a must. He was in that and I adored his character.
ITA with everything you said about The Town, especially Renner's character.
I was a huge Jon Hamm fan but lately, he is looking kind of rough. Maybe it is just a phase. I am so pissed about Mad Men being off until next year! Boo!"
Yup. Own the boxset. I loved that show and pretty much every character on it. Especially Fuckin' Adams (TM: Dan). It weird. TW's hotness snuck up on me. Sneaky hotness is the hardest to kick. I saw him on DW first and I was all 'Wow. Adams has really beautiful eyes'. Then I saw him on an episode of Supernatural and I was all 'Hmm..War has a really interesting voice. I'd like to uh, take his glasses off or something. Is it hot in here?' Then I saw him on the Good Wife and I was all 'Fuck it, this dude is insanely sexy and I don't care who knows it.' The truth has set me free!
As for JR, yeah, he really broke my heart as Jem. You know he wanted to get out too, but he was paralyzed by his identity in the neighborhood. If he went to Florida, he would have been a nobody. I'm originally from Boston, so his character and yes, God forgive, even Blake Lively's character really rang true. I didn't buy Bland Affleck for one second as the head of organized bank robber gang. BA is no Bobby De Niro in 'Heat', you know?
I never found Jon Hamm hot because Don Draper is such a fucking asshole. He's really great on the show though. Agreed about being pissed that it's not on until 2012. Yay to shared TV/movie taste!
ETA: If you haven't seen 'Bridesmaids' you should. JH was really funny in it. He plays an enormous douche, but he has great comedic timing.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Bah. Some of the pics look like her, and her face and hands, and some of them look like an entirely different person. Coincidentally, the ones that look like her aren't the naked pics. So... whatever.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:41am.
Since you are a Titus Welliver fan, have you seen Deadwood? If not, it is a must. He was in that and I adored his character.
ITA with everything you said about The Town, especially Renner's character.
I was a huge Jon Hamm fan but lately, he is looking kind of rough. Maybe it is just a phase. I am so pissed about Mad Men being off until next year! Boo!
"My only concern about this chick is that I hope she didn't fuck Jeremy Renner while filming The Town. Other than that, I do not care.
YES, I like the little troll. Sue me! He is hot, IMO."
Oh guuurrrl, you and me both. I also think Titus Welliver (the FBI agent who wasn't Jon Hamm) is hot as fuck. Something about that man just makes me want to immediately lose my clothes. As for JR, I saw 'The Town' with my two best gays forever and another girlfriend. My two guy friends were all "OMG, Ben Affleck was so hot in that movie." I was all 'Incorrect. The correct answers are: JR, Jon Hamm and that silver fox, TW. Don't get it twisted."
I also felt more for Jeremy Renner's character than BA's. He was a thug and a psycho, but such a product of his environment. He was really good in that movie.
Also, of course that's her! The only reason to deny it is if the source is controversial *cough*BenAffleck'sphone*cough*
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Of course she won't fess up...way more drama.
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Meh. Most of the photos turned me on a bit and the only one I found truly offensive was "cutesy pouty-face." Why do grown-ass women think it's adorable to try to look like petulant 3 year-olds? I remember a photo of ScarJo pulling a pouty face with Ryan Reynolds and it made me despise her even more. NO MORE POUTY FACES...!
Ugh. Another insipid whore garnering attention with inane pr stunts.
“No one in this world has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the masses."
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Which begs the question are these images really fake as Ms Lively’s publicist’s portends or the mischief of some recaltrant figure looking to take advantage of Ms Lively’s sudden burst in the limelight.
One way or another the images and the ensuing disarray which is set to unfold has forever cast Ms Lively in the public spotlight – and as they say in show business- no press is bad press, until it is that is..
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/06/its-time-to-gawk-at-naked-pictur...
I heart newb ranting trolls
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celebrity or not but desperate myspace/facebook vanity pics sent to married or taken men is 'tarded. She's like that chick in your social circle that's always flirting with your man and sending him smiley and flirty and inappropriate texts that you find accidently when your dumbass numbnutted boyfriend asks you to grab his phone and call his mom or whoever. I bet Jen found these and downloaded them for safe keeping. Blake is probably persistently trying to get with Ben still or again. Jen most likely sent these out to the gossip media. Only problem is it's making her a real hot piece. Yuck. By the way, anyone can make there ass look good at the right angle, ask your average internet dater.
I fail to see how her taking provocative pictures SHE INTENDED ONLY TO BE VIEWED BY A SIGNIFICANT OTHER/ROMANTIC INTEREST somehow makes her a whore.
Why is she a whore, because she's thin and has big boobs and is young, meanwhile you are old and/or fat and gross? Please, you are all whores/have done whorish things, don't act holier than thou. Just because blake lively actually is hot looking doesn't make her a whore when she whores. If you tried to take pix of yourselves like that, your romantic interest would probably vom a bit in their moufs, so you're all jellin that she's a hot piece. END OF STORY.
Stop eating cheetos by the bag full and fix your atrocious wardrobe and drink adequate water (as opposed to sugared beverages) and maybe you too can look somewhat presentable.
I have no life and therefore just googled pictures of Blake's ears...and lo and behold, they look IDENTICAL to the girl in the frowny pic. I am convinced the red lipstick pic is her too.
Blake is madly in love with her own image.
yeah i understand why people dont like her, but why make up stupid names for her? its juvenile and ridiculous. makes you look like a lunatic. snark on the girl all you want, but making up names is like high school jealousy.
i dont know if these pictures are real or not, but people need to stop acting like their pristine ass never did anything like this. the world is different nowadays - anyone can get your pictures. that's a good reason to do it, not because it makes you look slutty.
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"I mean, sentenced to 120 days and sat in there for about as long as a Pink Floyd song?" - MK
Here's what think (not really, just want to start a rumour):
Snake Lively Plisskin took these photos for Ben Affleck. Jennifer Garner found them and pulled a Maria Shriver, leaking them to the press.
1. Congrats, Heckler! What program were you in? What did you write your diss on? I don't know you, but I'm proud of you. It's hard getting that fucking doctorate. As Ramona Singer says, "Kah-DOOZ"! And I know what you mean about the Caption Contest. Dlist trumps SOOOOO much.
2. SugarFreeRedBull, who is that in that photo? It's as if Margot Kidder and Karen Carpenter had a baby.
3. Regarding Snake Lively Plisskin, there's another potato-nosed, mediocre actress out there desperate for attention?
Side eyes Jennifer Garner
Submitted by TheHeckler on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:17am.
Who cares about her? I won the caption contest! Is it wrong that I was awarded my PhD this week and I got more excited at winning the caption contest for today on Dlisted? Priorities!
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Congratulations on both!! It was hilarious. And one of the best days was when I won runner-up LOL
I don't care about her taking pics, at least she should own it. If I had boobs like that I would be taking those pics too. Whatever
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I don't know who pulled a jenga on thiz bitch's stacked publicity but I'M GLAD. Not because I don't like her, not because I think she's a bad person, not because she isn't talented...NOBODY fucks Leo Dicaprio (or pretends to, at least) and gets off scott-free in my book.
Just come to terms with it Leo. You're gay and all these bland chiquitas you take on the loveboat for a stroll with cameras flashing reflect that. You wanna fuck men, you wanna get fucked by men, you like em lean and bangable, and the models are all just pretty extras in this facade.
I guarantee you some boy has his uncut shaft down his throat right now.
she's an egocentric no talent bish skank ho who has slept with almost half the straight and bi men in Hollywood.
SFRB, you must be on the air diet! grrrrrl you look FOINE!
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 12:41pm.
OMG Genny you BITCH!
Keep my shit PRIVATE!
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You are disgusting and fat. You make me sick.
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SFH (safe for haters, b/c you wish you looked like me, bitch)
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Submitted by Anon PrimatePussy:
I hate all of you ignorant, judgemental, hypersensitive people. My opinion is all that matters and all of you are wrong. My opinions and thoughts are the only ones that counts.
TRIPLE POST DAMMIT
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SFRB, I can haz apologie n00dz?
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
OMG Genny you BITCH!
Keep my shit PRIVATE! I hope I'm lean and hot enough so as not to offend all of the hot salad-eaters in the group.
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Submitted by Anon PrimatePussy:
I hate all of you ignorant, judgemental, hypersensitive people. My opinion is all that matters and all of you are wrong. My opinions and thoughts are the only ones that counts.
Snideychick sez:
If it's not her it soon will be. She looks like she was the main course at an all-you-can-fuck gang bang.
She's the next Gretchen Mol.
Yea that's her....What about the mole? Was it really a necklace??? It's her, Her ass still isn't all that impressive still. And she has puffy nipples.
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I'd have to say those are all her, and they're wonderbar
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Just sayin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
She needs to exfoliate that ass before taking close-ups of it for the whole world to see.
Another H'wood ho, another set of nekkid pix/flix...YAWN.
Next!
Okay, the lighting on the old ones could have made room for speculation about whether it was Blake or not but this? Hahahaha. Although the first picture is kind of win.
As for the misogynistic accusations, people are a bunch of sexist jerks - yes, even women! They will yell 'whore' and slut shame like it's their last day on Earth at the slightest signal of anything less than virginal behaviour - and if the girl is well-behaved they'll label her as a 'prude' and bash her about that because you really can't win with some people.
But here it's not about Bland being a whore. It's about her being dumb as a box of chop sticks. Double dumb, even: dumb for taking risque pictures of herself when she's a celebrity and dumb for having the gall to deny it was her on the first batch. This will come back and bit her in the ass.
anyone who takes these kinds of pics, or has a sex tape, gets what they deserve.
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I know it hasn't hit you yet
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But every cause has an effect
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Ahhh, I have to admit these pics make me a bit jealous as I long for the olden days of gloriously delicious slutty behavior, reminds me of the good old days.
POOOHTEEEE!
Twat she had so much potential when she was 16 then all went downhill, same with Andrea, Lively doesn't not that have that IT quality, besides for me it would be awesome that someone related with the royalty participates as a model because they already know that her only job is being pretty and pose. I agree definitely not as pretty as Princess Grace or Princess Caroline
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I don't buy it, sorry. Some of those pictures might be of her, but certainly not all of them. And once you know some of it has to be fake, that's all you need to know.
I don't think the pics are Blake.
Not that I care; if it wasn't for DLISTED, I wouldn't even know who she is..
side-by-side - their facial features are different.
that being said. I would KILL to have a body like that. :(
Snowpiece -- I will gladly shag Sean Penn behind ScarJo's back -- I'm up for the job!
Angeluz -- Princess Caroline's daughter? For realz? Not as pretty as her mother was back in the day. But way better than Fug Lively.
Evil_Cupcake -- Personally, I would murder for a Chanel purse, vintage or new. But yeah, a lot of the cache of the brand has gone away. I saw a young woman at Walmart last week with a horrible fake. The body of the purse was red quilted pleather with a big fake "CC" on the front. It was so nasty & cheap-looking. I can spot a fake purse a mile away, esp. the bad ones, I'm still considering getting a high quality replica Hermes bag, though.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:17am.
Who cares about her? I won the caption contest! Is it wrong that I was awarded my PhD this week and I got more excited at winning the caption contest for today on Dlisted? Priorities!
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Don't care about her but very happy for you on both. Congratulations! and Woohoo!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 9:20am.
Cuppy! Me too! TEAM DRITA!
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Drita is my fave too! I actually like them all, even Renee! Her "Jail Mail" idea cracks me up!
Twat this is the real face of Chanel just buy her a good posture
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/-l2yXNHOdwU/amfAR+Gala+Red+Carpet+Arrival...
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/-l2yXNHOdwU/amfAR+Gala+Red+Carpet+Arrival...
http://www.hola.com/imagenes//realeza/casa_monaco/2011040851989/carolina...
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:31am.
Angeluz -- I lost it when I heard this fugly bitch was the new face of Chanel.
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See Twat Muffin, I was glad they chose her, because who better than her to tote around those fucking, ugly, quilted bags, but a less than vanilla, fug bitch. If there is a purse out there I hate, it is the quilted bags of today. The vintage are great, the new ones- AWFUL!
I am sorry, but IMO, (and this is a baked goods opinion) Chanel has lost that special something the last 10 yrs. Lagerfeld, to me, has ruined the label and everything Coco stood for.
wasn't she dating her bf from the show for quite awhile? I wonder what he has to say? Penn Badgely or whatever his stupid name is, they all have such effed up names on that dumb show!
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I think she's a mediocre actress but I can't jump on the “bitch on Blake” bandwagon. I just don’t care enough to hate on her. She is essentially harmless and I wish she would own up to the nude pics so that the media can drop the issue and she can move on. But somebody out there hates her ass and wants to embarrass her.
People have done much worse and not received anything close to the amount of snark she’s receiving. I’m not hating on those who can’t stand her…I’m just saying her famewhoring or hustle doesn’t bother me. Go make that money and fame while you can, honey. I don't think she fucked Affleck or Weinstein.
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It's not that serious.