All Beauty Salon Toilets Beware!
6 days ago, Amy Wino poisoned a beauty salon toilet by barfing into it and did a farewell shot of vodka before checking into rehab. Well, Wino must've done the Cliffs Notes version, because she is out of that bitch. (Cut to a rehab nurse sighing her nipples off with relief because Wino kept guzzling the hand sanitizer in her purse). Wino sat in a few meetings, overdosed on black coffee and cigarettes and is totally all cured now. The rehab walls, however, need a new coat since Wino chewed a few paint chips off for a quick buzz. Wino's rep said this to The Sun:
"She is looking forward to playing shows around Europe this summer and is raring to go. She sends a huge thanks to all her fans for their support."
Some people say that you should stay in treatment for at least 90 days before you safely enter the wild again. While they're in there for the next 84 days, Wino will be slurping up their secret stash of hooch. Suckers. No. I'm sure Wino can't even pronounce the word "vodka" anymore. Completely clean. That being said, beauty salon toilets will still be sleeping with their lids firmly sealed shut.
Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 06/03/2011 - 6:24am.
I had a dream about Amy Winehouse last night...
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I had a dream about Amy last night too. Then I woke up glued to my sheets.
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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
I had a dream about Amy Winehouse last night. She was all cleaned up, with very little makeup and a new, light-colored hairstyle. I went up to her and told her how great she looked.
I don't know what the dream could possibly have meant, but it was interesting, to say the least.
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I'm here for your entertainment...
I have to admit that I feel sorry for her. I love her voice too. Back to Black is my favorite of her songs.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 11:00pm.
Yessir. Concur.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:45pm.
Apart from substance abuse being a fear of life, I think she drinks because she has some form of stage fright.
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Rusty - drinking to combat anxiety and stage fright makes alot of sense in her case, but IMO she seems to drink in the same obsessive way some people have to flip their lights on and off fifty times before they go to bed at night, or wash their hands 100 times per day. She comes across as a true out of control addict who can't stop. Unfortunately I think the only way she'll finally quit is when her heart gives out and says "no more".
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Things were so much simpler when I was a kid. You had to work to see a weenus, too, they weren't just parked on the lawn like a plastic flamingo for anybody walking by to get an eyeful. agirl, 5/14/2011
Apart from substance abuse being a fear of life, I think she drinks because she has some form of stage fright.
"hear plugs" okay,,,, that was dumbfuck! ;D
If you HAD TO have sex with her, you'd end up in a total body bag, if you cared one iota about your health.... add nose plugs, eye glasses (extra dark), face mask, and hear plugs, plus a bag over your entire head, then MAYBE you'd feel something..... maybe?...
no.... never mind..........
She looks just so crusty... imagine feeling her hair.... eeeeYUCK! Crispy critters indeed! I do not find this woman sexy in ANY way, shape or form! EEEWWWEEE. that is all!
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:53pm.
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I think the difference between Amy and Blowhan (aside from Amy having talent) is that Amy seems to have the compulsive death-wish gene like Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix etc. Blowhan's a piece of garbage who ultimately looks out for #1, she'll always manage to pull herself out of the shit to save her own skin (much like a cockroach). Unfortunately, Amy doesn't seem to care enough. Damn shame too, she seems like a pretty decent person underneath all the addiction.
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks
Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 06/02/2011 - 8:53pm.
This chick is not any more serious about staying clean that Lohan is.
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I think the difference between Amy and Blowhan (aside from Amy having talent) is that Amy seems to have the compulsive death-wish gene like Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix etc. Blowhan's a piece of garbage who ultimately looks out for #1, she'll always manage to pull herself out of the shit to save her own skin (much like a cockroach). Unfortunately, Amy doesn't seem to care enough. Damn shame too, she seems like a pretty decent person underneath all the addiction.
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Things were so much simpler when I was a kid. You had to work to see a weenus, too, they weren't just parked on the lawn like a plastic flamingo for anybody walking by to get an eyeful. agirl, 5/14/2011
She is zany.
This chick is not any more serious about staying clean that Lohan is.
I suppose one could cite many similarities between Wino and Blohan: substance abuse issues, natural talent but an apparent allergy to hard work, idiot parents, train-wreck reputations in the media, etc. BUT, Wino genuinely seems like a lost soul with a real, bone-deep addiction that's to blame for her troubles, whereas Blohan uses booze and drugs as scapegoats for being an asshole. Biggest difference: Wino is sick; Blohan is self-entitled and arrogant.
I'm rooting for you too. Dirty ho.
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'Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now'-BK
Some addicts do manage to survive.....thought she'd be gone by now.
Say what you want, the chick has (had?) pipes and could actually SING. I LMAO @ amateurs like beer-belly Kesha who think they're tough. The only vid I actually saw of Kesha was some drivel where at the end she actually said "I like your beard *giggle*"
What I wouldn't give to watch Amy drink/smoke her under the table then belt out a tune...
fucking amateurs!
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks
She's going to join the 27 club
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Never gonna get better, she's gone...
LOL@ that pic
I've said this before, but she totally reminds me of R. Crumb's devil girl:
http://sirrealcomix.mrainey.com/page/_stuff/crumbstatue-devilgirl2.jpg
Looking at pics of Wino make me tiiiiiiired. It's as if I can feel the struggle her molecules must be going through to hold themselves together.
We get it Wino, you once had a hit with a song called "Rehab." Now please, take me to the bridge.
WHERE'S THAT CONFOUNDED BRIDGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxYfQnXPVcc
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"House arrest sounds like a dream!" - hermit crabs
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Sup' Sluts:
Weird how I was just watching Amy Winehouse vids on youtube just now before logging on to dlisted.
Specifically, the songs "I heard love is blind" and "Love is a losing game".
Amy is extremely talented so I don't care what anyone says about her.
GET WELL AMY ! ! !
I'm now listening to Fiona Apple's cover of "Across The Universe". Nothing's gonna change my world. . . . . . .
don't she just look like a bag of mashed up assholes
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/interviews/bleeding-gracefully-the-ca...
I've always found it hard to reconcile the beautiful voice with the rat infested sewer exterior.
Damn it, Amy, pull yourself together!!!! I need you to make more music!!!!
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
I do hope she gets better. It's a waste for her to stay on the bad shit. She is too talented to stop making music.
Wino's rep also works for Lindsay Lohan who is reading scripts and looking forward to winning an Oscar next year.
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twerk those stumps!
Poor Wino, even rehab is too much for her.