Afternoon Crumbs

June 2, 2011 / Posted by:

Is this extremely Photoshopped ad trying to tell me that Smart Water is pumped from Jennifer Aniston’s titty? – The Superficial

Jennifer Aniston introduces Justin Theroux to her best friends (not her Beanie Baby collection) – Lainey Gossip

Tila Tequila’s face is morphing into that of a Lynda Carter garden gnome – Hollywood Tuna

The Geico Caveman is looking beat – Hollywood Rag

The T-Pain Effect sounds like some kind of recurring testicle spasm – The Daily What

Sniff David Beckham, he likes it – Towleroad

A can’t get clean skank tries to get clean on her new reality show – (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Chelsea Handler’s brain is bleeding – Just Jared

Stunning. Flawless. Perfect. Natural. Gorgeous. Etc. – The Berry

Git it, Ellen Barkin! – Celebitchy

MiserAlba SANS FARDS – Popoholic

It’s the gay gaze – OMG Blog

21 X-Men tattoos – Cityrag

Your review of Russell Brand’s Rock of Ages costume courtesy of the facial expression on the chick behind him – Popsugar

The epitome of a douche is Whitney Port’s new boyfriend – ICYDK

NBC will bring you more blended rat shakes! – I’m Not Obsessed

Why did I think this was a cracked out and blond Whitney Houston? – Moe Jackson

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