Tyrese Has A Dream

June 1, 2011 / Posted by:

Tyrese, the Coca-Cola yodeler turned singer turned star of Baby Boy turned best-selling author, has been campaigning hard on Twitter for the chance to play Martin Luther King Jr. in a biopic because he believes it’s his destiny. And then Tyrese brought God into it the other day when he Tweeted that the lord gave him a sign and let him know that Jesus will hold his bag while he auditions for his dream role.

You know, my neighbor who always looks at me like I’m made of queefs actually addressed me by my full name today, so that tells me that anything is possible in this world. But are we sure that God himself revealed this to Tyrese? Are we sure this isn’t a prank revelation? This has made me believe that there’s a Crank Yankers in heaven.

Meanwhile, Martin Luther King Jr. is delivering an HD side-eye while giving an “I had a dream…that Tyrese did not play me in a damn movie” speech up in heaven.

via Crunk + Disorderly

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