Hot Slut Of The Day!

Betty, the lonely hedgehog with no spines and no friends. Correction: That headline should really read “Hot Sad Slut of the Day.” Betty, a baby hedgehog from the UK, was born with some kind of skin condition that caused all of her spines to fall off. Without spines, Betty can’t defend herself from hos who might want to eat her and there’s no way she can keep herself warm in the wintertimes. Betty’s keeper at the Foxy Lodge said she also suffers from dry sky and is too self-conscious to socialize with other hedgehogs. Unless her spines grow back, Betty will stay in an indoor enclosure and will forever be (cue the backing track) aaaaaaall by herself.

Betty’s keeper told Metro, “She’s healthy, but it’s sad. She lives alone in an enclosure indoors. We hope the spines will come back so she has a normal life.”

Poor Betty. Looking like an elephant’s testicle with a tiny sad face is no way to go through life (or is it?). No, she looks more like a tiny coconut that can always see you.

This will be the only time in the history of forever I will do this, but I’m going to quote Lady Caca when I say: You were born this way, Betty. Get yourself a Snuggie made of out shanks and roll out into the world. Spines are overrated and totally useless! I’ve gone through life without one and I’m doing just fine (bad example).