Business As Usual

June 1, 2011 / Posted by:

According to Star Magazine and InTouch Weekly, Angelina Jolie is shooting heroin into her giraffe leg arms while Brad Pitt is shooting the shit with Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer is stealing another bitch’s man while Brad is stealing Angie’s stash and replaces it with protein bars. Throw in a third world orphan, your newly activated Friendster account, me in size 29 jeans and it would be 2006 all over again.

No, no. I don’t mean that. Tabloid covers of Brangelina and Aniston scandals are as classic as chin strap dildos and West Hollywood’s Rrrrrrosas Lady.

via Cover Awards

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