26-year-old Randon Reid was arrested in Deer Valley, Arizona this past weekend and it wasn’t for scaring the public by making a “Beavis on the wrong kind of crack” face. Randon was arrested after he shot at a private plane at Deer Valley Airport. At least, police say he fired at a private plane, but Randon would probably tell you that he shot at a flying dinosaur who stole his stash of smile powder. I mean, that is definitely a face that meth and coke built together.
MyFoxPhoenix says that Randon drove away after the solo shootout, but the cops got a good look at his license plate number and later arrested him at his home. Randon was booked on aggravated DUI and felony flight charges. And Randon was obviously happy about this shit, which is why he’s smiling like a piranha staring at dangling feet.
The most disturbing part is that my kindergarten picture is almost identical to this meth (I meant to type “mess” but “meth” makes more sense) of a mug shot. Yeah, in kindergarten, nobody taught me that when it comes to smiling, less is less crazy looking.