I’ve always said that if your nekkid ass nekkid pictures are scattered around the Internet and you’re not into it, you either pull a Cassie by saying “It’s just a titty!” or you deny like it’s your job. You blame nerdboys with advanced Photoshop skills or interns at Industrial Light & Magic. You say, “It wasn’t me” until bitches get tired of rolling their eyes at you. You throw them off the scent of your smilin’ snatch.
Well, after (NSFW) these pictures of a naked somebody who looks just like Blake Lively made the rounds tonight, her rep immediately called FAAAAAAAAAAAKE (the pictures and her tits, I think) to UsWeekly:
“The Photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites including Perez Hilton and Zap2it are 100 percent fake.
Blake has never taken nude photos of herself. Blake will pursue legal action against the publication which initially published these photographs and any other outlets that republish them in any manner.”
That’s right. Blake would never EVER get nipples out naked in front of a camera. NEVER. And if Blake did, she’d never leak those pictures onto the Internet. NEVER. And if she leaked those pictures onto the Internet, there’s no way in hell she’d do it a week before her movie comes out. Nope. It’s not her. Case closed.
P.S. – When I got an email with the subject “BLAKE NAKED,” I was completely let down when it wasn’t pictures of Blake Carrington.