Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

May 31, 2011 / Posted by:

This out B list television and movie actress just cannot resist cheating on her significant other. At this point, she does not even care who it is, or if she gets caught. She is confident her significant other will not leave her. She is kind of turning into the female version of Jeremy Piven. (CDAN)

This cannot be Cynthia Nixon. First of all, Cynthia Nixon is forever tip toe dancing on top of the A-list. Second of all, if she so much as put her tongue on another person’s lips outside of work, all of her ginger follicles would quit her and find a new home on Rojo Caliente’s crotch. That’s just fact.

This could be Portia de Rossi, but she’s sitting in a solid gold bath tub full of pink diamonds and shredded hundred dollar bills, and I doubt she’d fuck that up. So I’ll go with Amber Heard? Final guess.

This recording artist has had a very successful solo career for the past few years, and has also collaborated with both black and white artists on other projects. At least one of his albums has been #1 on Billboard, and he has had multiple Grammy nominations/wins. But while he may be a great artist, he’s not a great guy. He has had legal problems in the past, but there are two secrets that he has managed to keep from the public.

The first big secret is that he is in the habit of hiring hookers, having sex with them, and then beating them up. This is one seriously angry guy. The second big secret is that these are male hookers he’s been hiring, not female. Yes, this recording artist is gay.

Not 50 Cent. (Blind Gossip)

Tom Jones! Get yourself a Valium enema. No, Tom Jones would never beat a male hooker without permission. I’ll say either: Kanye West, Chris Brown, Eminem, Wheelchair Jimmy or Justin Bieber (swatting, scratching and pulling hair counts as beating)?

Which Hollywood hunk is known behind closed doors for asking women to slap him around while calling him “a bad boy?” He is also said to like sex toys. (Page Six)

George Clooney? And he should definitely hook up with whoever’s the answer in the blind item above. Match made.

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