Afternoon Crumbs

May 31, 2011 / Posted by:

Chelsea Handler (who looks like a humanized version of my hangover) starring in Before & After Photoshop Celebitchy

Tommy Cooze found something that makes him look even more like a lesbian: a fedora – Lainey Gossip

We’re living in a world where Hermione Granger reads Chicken Soup for the Soul – The Superficial

When you’re impersonating Britney Spears, you shouldn’t sing better than she can – Towleroad

Meagan Good gives ammunition to those hos who always ask, “Why bother wearing leggings when I can see your chonies?” – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Michael Assbender and Zoe Kravitz are doing it – Just Jared

Jessica Lowndes doesn’t look like an alien at all in FHM – Hollywood Tuna

And all that stolen cash will go directly to Ben Affleck after he wins a copyright infringement lawsuit – The Daily What

Vogue thinks Johnny Depp is going to be a husband soon – Popsugar

The hard times in Max’s hand – OMG Blog

Tony Parker and Bradley Cooper are friends – The Berry

CORRECTION: Bradley Cooper’s incredibly Photoshopped Esquire cover – ICYDK

You know today’s CAPTION THIS video of terrifying newborn heads on adult bodies, this reminds me of that – Popoholic

File this under: This side-eye speaks for all of us – Hollywood Rag

Work out with ShakiraCityrag

Robert Smith looks like he should be lying on a bed of cat carcasses at Grey Gardens, but I still would – SOW

Vince Neil is looking good – I’m Not Obsessed

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