Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 30, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Little Debbie’s Spirit of America cakes! It’s Memorial Day in the US today, which means that we honor the men and women who died while fighting for our freedom. We all honor and celebrate them in our own way. If you live in my neighborhood, then you celebrate by laying half ass naked on a dirty bed sheet (extra points if it has a cartoon character on it) spread across the crab grass lawn in the park. If you’re me, you celebrate by buying every box of Spirit of America snack cakes at the grocery story. Yeah, yeah, it’s just Little Debbie’s regular old preservative patties wrapped in patriotic drag, but for some reason the red, white and blue frosting really puts me in a sugary haze that leaves me mumbling “USA! USA! USA!” after my third serving.

Happy Memorial Day.

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