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Brace the Face from Showtime’s Gigolos! Gigolos wrapped up their season finale this past week, but if you haven’t seen this (NSFW) dick cage mess, Sho2 is having a special Memorial Weekend Marathon starting tonight. What better way to honor the soldiers who died while fighting for our country than with feasting your eyes on soft-core sex and softer-core acting!?
If you’ve never seen Gigolos, then all you to need to know that it’s basically the dude version of Cathouse. It’s a “reality” (stretch the word “reality” until it’s hardly recognizable) show that follows 5 Las Vegas man hookers who only lease their peens to ladies and straight couples. Yes, it already sounds like a cum bubble floating out of a fantasy world.
Each episode, usually focuses on two of the gigolos and sandwiches fuck sex scenes with manufactured drama. It’s sort of like if the presidents of Logo and Lifetime ran the Spice Channel for one day. Like in one episode, Brace, the seasoned whore of the group, goes to talk to his lady friend, a former pussy peddler, about being in the game for so long. She counsels him for a little bit and it gets sort of deep, and then before you know it they’re upstairs getting really deep on her bed. Everything ends in fucking! It’s the best.
The Daily Beast did a piece on the fakery of Gigolos and one woman who was in an episode said it was totally fake. She said that she was hired as an actress to pretend that she’s a female john. She claims the sex was totally simulated and it’s all about as real Brace’s wondrous hair color. Showtime had no comment on her claims.
But who cares if Gigolos makes it seem like ladies are buying dick in droves! Who cares if the man whores on that show act like they don’t lease their stuff out to gay dudes even though that’s where the money’s really at! Gigolos gives us man nipples and dry humping, so I really don’t care if they’re lying to our faces. Lie to me as long as you give me man nipples….and as long as you give me Brace.
If Freddy Krueger gave up the whole “murdering children” thing and decided his real passion was whoring, this is what he would look like. This is some Wet Dreams on Elm Street shit!
Brace is like the Ken Doll that I lost in my backyard. The Ken Doll that halfway melted in the sun, was chewed up by a raccoon and then buried in the dirt by the next door neighbor’s dog who broke in through an opening in the face. And now my Ken Doll has come back to me and is boning ladies on TV!