Blake Lively Does The Walk Of Fame

May 28, 2011 / Posted by:

One way to get people to think you’re fucking while looking like you’re trying to hide the fact that you’re fucking is to leave the same hotel just minutes apart from each other. It’s the oldest publicity trick in the damn book. Just look at Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio leaving a hotel in the South of France yesterday separately. Blake came down first in freshly fucked hair that probably took her stylist 3 hours to achieve and then Leo walked down while making OMG DON’T LOOK AT ME BUT LOOK AT ME poses. They think they are being so slick. This is about as slick as a chapped anus. Don’t act like there’s not a publicist with a headset at the top of the driveway who is cuing every move.

This is like when I buy a hot piece at the bar a drink to go into the single bathroom with me and play a heated game of thumb wrestling before we stumble out separately so that my friends can think that I got some. You can’t fake out a faker. I see you, bitches!

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >