Jose Canseco Wants To Be Lord Caca

May 27, 2011 / Posted by:

As Lady Gaga performed as both Catra and Octavia in a broke down goth version of She-Ra on Good Morning America today (performances here), Jose Canseco was probably dressed in his night time baseball armor and softly caressing his TV screen like it was his bride on their wedding day. Jose shared his love with Madonna 1.0 many years ago and now he’s hoping that Lady Gaga will take her Madge impersonation way too far by riding her unicorn keyboard into the sunset with him.

On Twitter the other night, Jose Tweeted a beautiful love poem dedicated to his queen (via UsWeekly):

I love lady gaga wish I could meet her .would marry her in a second
23 May

Lady gaga is the truth get use to it
23 May

Her song Judas is what we fight with everyday since we are born evil
23 May

I am her night in baseball armor
23 May

She is the queen
23 May

Lady gaga where r u did u get my marriage proposal I am at cocoa casino in yuma Arizona
24 May

“Night in Baseball Armor” is so the title of Gaga’s next album.

But I must tell Jose that if he hopes to successfully woo Gaga by publicly whispering sweet Tweets into her retinas, then maybe he should give her the correct name of the fucking casino he’s staying at! It’s the COCOPAH CASINO! Yes, I’ve been there. (Now is not the time to judge when love is on the line). The saddest image of the day is Caca standing alone in the parking lot of some cocoa casino in Yuma with a bridal bouquet in her hands, waiting to see baseball armor float through the night.

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