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May 27, 2011 / Posted by:

Evil Bob, the worst dog you will ever meet! A pig farmer from the UK thinks her border collie comes from the belly of Hell and is on this land to spread the work of Satan! In an ad placed on Preloved, Farmer Sosa writes that Evil Bob is pissing, eating and scooting lipstick all over her last nerve. Strangely enough, this is nearly identical to the ad Maria Shriver placed when she tried to get rid of Arnold Schwarzenegger a few months ago. The ad from Preloved:

Evil Bob would love to find the perfect home as I have put up with him for nearly 10 years and can't take much more! He is probably the worst dog you will ever meet! He started life as a failed mountain rescue dog, probably peed on the climber and stole their kendal mint cake! He has caused nothing but trouble here as doesn't fit well with large group of dogs. He looks older than his years, has wonky teeth, bad breath and bad attitude. He would love one on one attention. He is terrified of cats, snaps at horses heels and nips pigs. He should not be left unsupervised indoors as he steals food off the side, licks the cooker and pees at terrier height so as not to get the blame! His few good qualities are that he travels quietly in the car, will lay under your desk at work all day, sits quite tidy. Is good with children (as long as he has not got his lipstick out)! I am open to any suggestions! He would be perfect for a retired person to fuss all day. Even offers a walks appreciated!

That ad really is like a flirty wink to Cesar Milan. Don't threaten Cesar with a good time, Evil Bob! According to Metro, when one of Farmer Sosa's friends said on Facebook that she's obviously just kidding, she responded with: "I so do mean it! Managed to palm him off on some fool for three months but unfortunately he is back."

You know, Farmer Sosa thinks Evil Bob is the worst, but I think Evil Bob is the best! Evil Bob sounds like a shifty genius who knows how to blame his pee bombs on the smaller bitches and knows that the quickest way to get away from a child is to push out lipstick. A GENIUS! Evil Bob should come to New York to train my dog on how to do hood rat stuff (or hood dog stuff, in this case) the right way. My dog doesn't give three fucks and doesn't even try. The other night when I refused to give him a piece of my dinner, he walked to the other side of me, looked me straight in the face and peed like a girl dog on the floor while giving me eyes that clearly said: "Drop that fork, get on your knees and clean this up, bitch!" So I'd be more impressed if he put some effort into it and didn't make it so obvious. Maybe Evil Bob can teach him how to do this!

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