Let’s not pretend that CoCo didn’t open that can with her camel toe and later crush it into a recycling bin with her jaws of life ass. Is there anything CoCo can’t do (don’t you dare add another “do” to that “do)? This might be the first time when saying “This beer tastes like ass!” is a good thing. The Queen is totally going to invite CoCo over to Buckingham Palace for Beer Bong Sundays when she sees this picture. Kate Middleton, who?