Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

May 27, 2011 / Posted by:

Some guys are leg men. Some are ass men (Kramer). This famous athlete is a breast man. If you don’t have them, he will date you, but he’ll spend a good part of the relationship pressuring you to get a new pair. He’ll point out other women and comment on what great breasts they have and how perfect you would be if you only had breasts like her. This strategy doesn’t just work on regular women. It has also worked on two of the famous women he has dated, who both got plastic surgery when they were with him. Expect to see his current girlfriend with a new pair soon. (Blind Gossip)

A-Rod and Cameron Diaz? Exhibit: EVERYTHING

A-Rod really needs to calm down and stop trying to shove plastic titty sacks in Cameron Diaz’s chest. He has enough chichis for the both of them.

Family feuds can get really ugly, and this one is no exception. These two siblings absolutely despise each other. The more successful sibling has been giving money to their parents every month for years. The parents have then been turning around and giving the money each month to the less successful sibling. The successful sib found out about this and is absolutely furious. They now want to cut everyone off financially. (Blind Gossip)

Judy and Audrey Landers, obviously. Or Miley and Noah Cyrus?

Cannes. This former A list movie actor who is lucky to have any friends at all, slipped his arm around the waist of this almost A list actress/director at an event, who shoved his arm away and said, “Do not touch me.” Guess things are not as rosy as they seem. (CDAN)

This smells like condensed titty milk, dirty jacuzzi water and blue ball rage, which means it’s probably Mel Gibson & Jodie Foster? But let’s just pretend it’s Brad Pitt and Angie Jo!

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