Saturday, May 28th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Kylie Minogue (43)
Joseph Cross (25)
Carey Mulligan (26)
Colbie Caillat (26)
Aaron Schock (30)
Jesse Bradford (32)
Elisabeth Hassleback (34)
Justin Kirk (42)
Glen Rice (44)
Patch Adams (66)
John Fogerty (66)
Rudy Giuliani (67)
Gladys Knight (67)
Carroll Baker (80)
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Nice mom pants, Kylie...and so form-fitting BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
Many hot sluts having a b-day today. Love the Kylie pic.
I can hear the bullfrogs callin' me.
Wonder if my ropes still hangin' to the tree.
Wee--aaaalll, dur-dur-dur-dur-dur-dur.
Come on down to Green River.
Happy bullfrog Days, john fogerty ♥
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wow I forgot that the fab Carroll Baker has the same bday as my mom , her , Kylie and Gladys Knight cancel out Rudy and Hasslecrack ..
TONS of fucking Sequins!
HB to Carroll Baker and many more! She looks wonderful. I hope I age as well as she has. I love Baby Doll and Giant and she's been in other good things as well. An Actor's Studio actress. I'm currently reading her autobiography "Baby Doll." It's really good.
This woman had a good head on her shoulders and survived Hollywood insanity quite well. I admire her and like her a lot. It was published in 1983 and they just don't write 'em like this anymore. Everything seems so cheap and spun in the publishing industry these days. Then again, they don't make 'em like CB anymore either.
I had the first edition of her book in my car when I had a near-fatal car accident in 1984. I was 17. So, reading this the entire way through is cleansing.
HB to the Fortunate Son, John Fogerty. I will love you forever.♥
HB to Mayo and Baby Bjork!
Rudy Giuliani can die in a fire.
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My dad worships Gladys Knight, always has. (He likes them ladies what can sang.) So for their 50th anniversary party, my mother arranged with the DJ so that when they headed to the dance floor, "You're the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me" was the first song. I think even my brothers cried.
Happy birthday, Gladys! (If you ever need an extra Pip, I can give you my dad's number.)
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I just remembered--I don't work here!!
Gladys sang the best Bond theme ever: "License To Kill". It was first time in history where the title song exceeded the quality of the film that followed. She was also the best thing about "That's What Friends Are For".
Regarding Kylie...I have a soft (and hard) spot for her. She should be a lesson to other singers (and we know who they are) on how to deal with adversity and age with dignity. There's a reason she's still been a cultural presence musically almost 25 years on.
oh Gladys! she's got a long-term gig in Las Vegas now - my mom lives there so hopefully i'll see Ms. Knight this summer.
did you guys know she was a child star? she did an early R&B tour when she was 15 or 16. there was a lot of effort to shelter her from the craziness. not like today, where we throw little girls to the wolves for entertainment.
anyhoo, happy birthday Gladys, and John Fogerty especially.
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"yes, bitch - it IS caused by global warming."
Yeah, I'm Team Closer to 50 for Kylie too...
And tho her pose is fabulous - what the hell is she presenting to us? Is that a transmission tower? Is that somehow more entertaining than The Sign?
Also, I amember she had this face for a long time back in the day when she was some kinda soap star dressing up like Madonna (or Cyndi - depending on who you talk to) and singing The Locomotion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkN4J2l1UaA
But when she came back it was REALLY different. I kinda thought she was some stranger stole Kylie's name.
♥ Threadkilla!
EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws (thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Ummm, I thought Kylie Minogue turned 40 like ten-ish years ago, during her slight comeback...
So Kylie bought a new face shortly after this photo was taken?
And I'm throwing a side-eye toward Patch Adams. He has an almost Sciento view of anti-depressants, claims depression is a figment of people's imaginations. Not helpful, Patch.
Submitted by angel_i: "AW! Happy Birthday Baby Bjork!"
Thanks, sweetie!
yay Kylie!
AW! Happy Birthday Baby Bjork!
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws (thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Today is Baby Bjork's birthday (he's 3)! And Happy Birthday, Mayo! Hey, it's also mcnightmare's birthday. Have a great day, you sluts!
Fuck Elisabeth Hasselcrack.
I'm going to play some Creedence Clearwater today.
oh and HB to Fogerty and Patch Adams. Luvz you people.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
20+years ago I worked at a restaurant/ bar in Philly where this pain-in-the-ass old lush named Gladys, would come and drink. My gay co-worker Charlie called her "Gladys Nightmare".
I gut a chuckle every time I think of it and him.
When he saw an especially hot guy, he'd say something like, "I can just picture his dick in my mouth, with me humming "The Girl Can't Help it""
He wore Elizabeth Taylor's first cologne, "Passion".
He invented the drink "Passion", a martini that was 95% chilled vodka with a splash of Chambord. It matched Liz's eyes! Yummy! I drank way too many of them than my liver would have preferred, I'm sure.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
HB Kylie!i remember myself singing I Should Be So Lucky like it was yesterday, a craptastic masterpiece from the eurotrash Stock Aitken and Waterman machine.
Meanwhile, the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce is threatening to sue the Wellington, NZ Airport if it goes through with plans to put up a "Wellywood" sign. (I didn't know you could copyright that giant sign, which has been an icon forever.)
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His mother admitted that when she was pregnant with her third child, "It was really this intense time around Jazz having experiences with gender."
HB Gladys Knight, Colbie Caillat and John Fogerty, still one of the hottest bitches in rock. "I ain't no fortunate son!"
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Oh, and why can't terrorists actually do something useful in this world - such as destroy the "Hollywood" letter thingy. Srsly, email me, terrists. I've got a hot $25 for you.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
I love how she's got the wrong hand up and doing her price-is-right pose for a radio tower instead of Hollywood. Durr.
Gladys Knight = god. (Has everybody heard her amazingly definitive version of "I Will Survive"? Sorry too lazy to google or link, if it's out there .. but just damn. And as great as that is, it's but a sliver of her greatness.)
Carroll the fuck Baker is still alive?!! Damn! I not only raise my mimosa to her, but actually stand up.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
HB to music legends Gladys Knight and John Fogerty!
HB Mayo!
Some Gladys for all the romantics out there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9jiMY-oM44
HB to Kylie and Gladys!
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I'm here for your entertainment...
Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 8:53am.
"Just about, just about, just about to lose my mind. Oh, yes I am!"
Agree!;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
wow, I did not realize how much plastic surgery Kylie has had.
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It took awhile to get me in, and I'm gonna take my time
Don't fight that good shit in your ear
Now let me blow ya mind
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 8:32am.
Couldn't have said it better! HB, Gladys! Her and the Pips' version of "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" is my favorite.
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Agreed. It's one of the rare times I like a remake as well as the original. Love Gladys.
The revolution will not be televised. [Gil Scott Heron, April 1, 1949 – May 27, 2011]
. H a p p y . b i r t h d a y . C a r r o l l . B a k e r .
she was nominated for an Oscar for 'Baby Doll'
Submitted by Raul Duke on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 8:10am.
Submitted by Mayo on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 7:48am.
Since it's just you & me in here you mind if Raul hits that,since it's your birthday?
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HAHAHAHA!!!! i'll consider it ;)
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 8:18am.
HB to you too, Mayo! Hey, at least you got Kylie to counterbalance Hasselcrack!
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Haha yeah you're right, thanks!
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 8:18am.
Holy shit, just checked out last night's last thread and what a clusterfuck of bigotry!
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Been avoiding at night because it seems like the crazies come out at night. I look in the morning and all hell has usually broken out the night before.
On topic - HB to all.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 8:10am.
HB one of the greatest soul voices ever, Gladys Knight.
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Couldn't have said it better! HB, Gladys! Her and the Pips' version of "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" is my favorite.
Happy Birthday, Mayo!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I can't believe she's only 43...?
Holy shit, just checked out last night's last thread and what a clusterfuck of bigotry!
OT: HB to the lovely Kyle and Carroll Baker!
HB to you too, Mayo! Hey, at least you got Kylie to counterbalance Hasselcrack!
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
HB one of the greatest soul voices ever, Gladys Knight.
Such a cute James Bond:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW5G_05a5UU
Submitted by Mayo on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 7:48am.
Since it's just you & me in here you mind if Raul hits that,since it's your birthday?
Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:41am.
Daisy was wondering why Raul talks in the third person?
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon?
Doo, doo doo.
Bother me tomorrow, today, I'll buy no sorrows.
Happy Birthday John Fogerty !
Submitted by daisy100 on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 9:41am.
Daisy was wondering why Raul talks in the third person?
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
I can't believe Elisabeth Hassleback's birthday is today too... ew!
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
Hey! today is birthday too! hihi i'm so happy! :D
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell