You know how I said that Scotty McCreepyeyes shouldn’t have won American Idol? I take it back. If Scotty didn’t win, then his #1 fan would’ve never nearly tore her mom jeans in half from freaking out over his win. Claymates better step it up, because this woman’s about to lead the McCreerians revolution. TO AT&T!
The best part is at the end when the dog is like, “Peace out, bitch. I can’t with this anymore,” before he makes his way outside to a waiting cab that’s taking him to the bus station.