Kurt Cobain Had A Huge Peen, So Says Courtney Love

May 26, 2011 / Posted by:

While I stirred powdered cream into my coffee this morning, all I could think about was how I would need a bigger mug if I was using Kurt Cobain’s dick to do the stirring. I can thank chronic mouth diarrhea sufferer Courtney Love for that. The TMI switch in Courtney’s brain is still stuck on “off“, so she’s been on a damn roll lately.

Yesterday, Courtney educated us on a crazy tea that takes you on a ride through the Matrix with Laurence Fishburne, and now she’s bringing a whole new meaning to IN BLOOM. This also brings a new meaning to IN UTERO, because according to Court, Kurt’s dick was so large that he could get into your uterus while hitting it from the front. For GQ’s tribute to Nirvana, Courtney dropped this little (or should I say, big) nugget:

“Kurt had more presence and more beauty than Brad Pitt. He was a leader, he was strong, in fact he was well fucking hung, if you really want to know.”

So that’s the real reason for why Courtney Love can’t shut her mouth hole. I thought bad coke gave her a case of permanent lockjaw. Blame Kurt Cobain’s peen.

via NME

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