Kurt Cobain Had A Huge Peen, So Says Courtney Love
While I stirred powdered cream into my coffee this morning, all I could think about was how I would need a bigger mug if I was using Kurt Cobain's dick to do the stirring. I can thank chronic mouth diarrhea sufferer Courtney Love for that. The TMI switch in Courtney's brain is still stuck on "off", so she's been on a damn roll lately.
Yesterday, Courtney educated us on a crazy tea that takes you on a ride through the Matrix with Laurence Fishburne, and now she's bringing a whole new meaning to IN BLOOM. This also brings a new meaning to IN UTERO, because according to Court, Kurt's dick was so large that he could get into your uterus while hitting it from the front. For GQ's tribute to Nirvana, Courtney dropped this little (or should I say, big) nugget:
"Kurt had more presence and more beauty than Brad Pitt. He was a leader, he was strong, in fact he was well fucking hung, if you really want to know."
So that's the real reason for why Courtney Love can't shut her mouth hole. I thought bad coke gave her a case of permanent lockjaw. Blame Kurt Cobain's peen.
via NME
Submitted by El Bastardo: "I was boinking a girl who kept moaning 'Oooooo, you're soooooooo big!' I dumped her that night, the lying bitch."
Laughing. Out. Loud.
For the record, I am indeed sooooooo big. It can be a burden sometimes, but I just try and take it, and give it, like a man. (It's taking me forever to catch up on MK's posts and accompanying threads.)
Talking about your dead husband's penis to the press. Classy as usual. If I was married to this slag, I'd blow my head off, too. I think Kurt was surrounded by too much wrong and not enough right. Courtney and some of the supposed "friends" who surround famous musicians. I've seen it, a slithering pile of bloodsuckers who only care about themselves. Go do some meth or something and let the man rest in peace.
While I agree that dying young helps the legend, Nirvana were never seriously considered in the same camp as lame Pearl Jam and I think the same humanity that came through in Kurt's songwriting is also what made him vulnerable to the plastic, narcissistic bitch from hell that used him for fame and money and ultimately killed him.
I wish someone would come forth and tell us about Layne Staley's peen....he was pure sexy before the drugs hit hard.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 12:38pm.
If Kurt really was a junkie god amongst men, then why did he marry Courtney Love of all people?
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Neil Young summed it up pretty well on "Sleeps With Angels":
She wasn't perfect
She had some trips of her own
He wasn't worried
At least he wasn't alone…
She was a teen queen
She saw the dark side of life
She made things happen
But when he did it that night…
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What fresh hell is this?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 8:55am.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 8:50am.
What a fish considers 'big' in a pinga and what a hot, experienced sister (like ourself) considers 'big' are often two entirely different things...
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yes, yes... we all know that you're blown out like the front of the Ricola alpenhorn... please don't say anything further.... HA!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Makes a nice change from her talking about Billy Corgan's dick (apparently a cocktail frank compared to Kurt's bratwurst).
What an attention slut! She's homely, over the hill, and broke. No wonder Frances Bean left the scene.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 1:28pm.
I like Nirvana but they definitely benefit from the tragedy, if Kurt hadn't killed himself we'd be thinking of them the same way we think of Pearl Jam.
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I wouldn't. I could at least tell what Kurt was saying. I still have no idea what Eddie Vedder is mumbling.
Why is this thing still yapping? I really feel very sorry for her child.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 1:28pm.
Courtney uses her marriage to Kurt to try and make herself look better, but it has the opposite effect it makes him look worse because you can only think "what kind of looser would marry her".
I like Nirvana but they definitely benefit from the tragedy, if Kurt hadn't killed himself we'd be thinking of them the same way we think of Pearl Jam.
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Look, who among us hasn't had a relationship that we regret? I think 20 years ago, when they hooked up, they clicked because they both came from broken families, both turned to drugs, and both found at least temporary relief through their music.
And I understand that since Nirvana went out like a supernova, with its lead singer dying young, the band is a legend. However, Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters are becoming rock legends (with nobody dying), and Pearl Jam are STILL a fucking great band.
What pisses me off is that Courtney is such a fucking liar, so we'll never know if Kurt was well hung or not.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Courtney uses her marriage to Kurt to try and make herself look better, but it has the opposite effect it makes him look worse because you can only think "what kind of looser would marry her".
I like Nirvana but they definitely benefit from the tragedy, if Kurt hadn't killed himself we'd be thinking of them the same way we think of Pearl Jam.
Codependency yes. But no one forced Kurt into marriage.
May he (finally) rest in peace.
If Kurt really was a junkie god amongst men, then why did he marry Courtney Love of all people?
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
ah yes, the tales and tribulations of two junkies in love...always SO heartwarming. please bitch - the man's been dead for years, just STFU 'cos when he killed himself, I'm sure part of it was to get away from her crypt-keeper clutches!
Submitted by Jonster on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 10:22am.
Kurt was in love with Marty (everyone knew he was bi but nobody talks about it) and Love was a groupie in love with Kurt because she could smell his teen spirit. She knew he would shoot to the top, limp or not. He decided it might help his career if she was around more. She decided it would definitly help hers. The daughter they created hates her. And who wouldn't.
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Who is Marty?????
"Kurt had more presence and more beauty than Brad Pitt."
That's not saying much, IMO. Pitt is fug and is a sucky actor. He hasn't done anything good since Fight Club. Or before even.
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Bigger isn't necessarily better... really.
"if you really want to know."
NO BITCH! i don't want to know!
I just can't with her -.-'
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My opinion is that Courtney grabbed Kurt by the balls and steamrolled him. She just bullied him into a relationship. I think they were some kind of co-dependent something or other. He probably liked having someone take charge and make the decisions (it's surprising how many men do!) and the benefits to her were obvious.
I think at one point she had her shit together, but the drugs addled her brain.
Submitted by Kaptcha on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 10:33am.
Am I the only one hoping that the black guy you see when you drink the tea is Obama??
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That sounds reasonable. I'd try the tea but I'm afraid I'll end up with Moms Mabley.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
I would have kept that thing in a jar next to Rasputin's.
She has a big mouth, he had a big dick (supposedly). It fits.
Somehow, I can't picture Kurt Cobain being some kind of powerful, bodice-ripping, well-endowed lothario. Even if he did have the goods, he always seemed on the verge of nodding off.
Mouth diarrhea indeed. Even when CLove actually has something of interest/value/merit to say (and occasionally she actually does), it gets lost amidst the rest of the cracked-out gobbledeegook that spews from her.
She should hire MK as her official editor.
Am I the only one hoping that the black guy you see when you drink the tea is Obama??
Thxs so much for sharing. *major eyeroll*
"as am I..."
Kurt was in love with Marty (everyone knew he was bi but nobody talks about it) and Love was a groupie in love with Kurt because she could smell his teen spirit. She knew he would shoot to the top, limp or not. He decided it might help his career if she was around more. She decided it would definitly help hers. The daughter they created hates her. And who wouldn't.
No Court, we really didn't want to know. And I'm sure Frances Bean didn't care to know either.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 10:00am.
Oh Courtney, you sad girl you. What difference did it make if Kurt was hung like a moose...he was a junkie. Heroin gives you totally limp noodle so Kurt's hog was useless, he couldn't have fucked you if he'd taped two rulers on either side of his third leg for support.
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FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Courtney, you sad girl you. What difference did it make if Kurt was hung like a moose...he was a junkie. Heroin gives you totally limp noodle so Kurt's hog was useless, he couldn't have fucked you if he'd taped two rulers on either side of his third leg for support. How Francis Bean got here is a total mystery. Also Kurt is well, dead. Saying he had a big one is a matter of opinion and unless there are pictures, it's just your crazy self we are supposed to believe. Personally, talking about peens is tacky. I mean, where's the mystery? Go smoke some crack honey or get your anus waxed.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Classy, as always.
I'm sure their daughter REALLY wanted to know that. Ick.
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well, as compared to the 'plutocrats' she's been messing with lately, perhaps he was well hung.
Courtney - STFU. I am so sick of your TMI comments.
muzzle this junkie bitch already...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
If I have to read another comment by this human turd, I am going to kill myself. Can't she just OD already. If I knew her, I would be spiking her shit with that tea till she stopped breathing.
But, I really didn't want to know...
She's lying because it sounds like a compliment. She cheated on Kurt with Billy Corgan for quite a while, so if Kurt was so great in bed, or that well endowed, she wouldn't have shacked up with Billy Pumpkin so often.
Give it up, Court!
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I bet Frances Bean is thrilled to hear this news.
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There ain't too many left who ain't been
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Submitted by Defined1 on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 8:38am.
Why are people still interviewing her? I would take this with a pinch of salt. When someone wants to praise a man, they say he has a huge penis and when they want to put a man down, they say he has a small penis. It depends on the motive of the person, which is why I never take it seriously.
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Exactly. I'll be the judge of all things penile, thankyouverymuch. And I don't grade on the curve.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 8:55am.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 8:50am.
What a fish considers 'big' in a pinga and what a hot, experienced sister (like ourself) considers 'big' are often two entirely different things...
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yes, yes... we all know that you're blown out like the front of the Ricola alpenhorn... please don't say anything further.... HA!
I GOOGLED IT! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Hoff you bitch I just snorted coffee! lol
She will do or say anything for a little attention. She has no respect for anyone or anything. Nothing is sacred to her. No wonder her daughter hates her.
It's like taking a really expensive fast car and parking it in a dark cold musty cave of disappointment and craze.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Oprah's cock is still bigger.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
i was reared in the seattle area, so for awhile, she was our tyrannical queen. i saw her perform when i was much younger at lallapalooza and she was good. very charismatic on stage, so she did have talent at one time. she's just sort of speedballed it away. i saw her not too long ago on the view( don't bust me on that one i was watching little einsteins with my kid when my sister told me to change it) she has the shakes bad.
I can't stand this bitch. In my opinion she killed him whether she pulled the trigger or not. While I agree that he was much more handsome than Billy Goat Brad, the fact is he's dead and there's no reason to talk about his dick! You have a daughter together, for Christ's sake. Have a thimble full of class for once.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, yes, yes... we all know that you're blown out like the front of the Ricola alpenhorn... please don't say anything further.... HA!
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Hahahahahaaaaaa!
It's amazing that someone can go for years treating their body like a dumpster located somewhere in between Pfizer Pharmaceuticals and a very busy crackhouse and still be drawing breath on this earthly plane. She really should be dead by now, right? I mean, she's always fucked up on something.
With every quote she diminishes Cobain's legacy. Why oh why did he evah get with that? He musta been on a heroin iv drip.
And as always, godspeed Frances Bean.
No, it wasn't
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