Kara DioGuardi Is A Dramatic Lightweight
Paula Abdul must be embarrassed as all shit today. Not because Kara DioGuardi publicly admitted that she ate 6 pot brownies at her house. No, because Kara DioGuardi publicly admitted that eating 6 pot brownies put her in the emergency room. Paula Abdul has a reputation to uphold and just can't associate herself with a lightweight ho who almost died from eating pot! Lightweight bunny-toothed bitch! That's what Paula said. Not me.
On Lopez Tonight last night, Kara said that she was staying at Paula Abdul's house and "accidentally" ate 6 pot brownies in a row and didn't know they were pot brownies even though pot brownies taste just like pot brownies. Paula Abdul was on vacation at the time.
About six hours later, Kara said she fell out of bed and started going on a beautiful trip that most of us will pay good money for. Kara's stupid ass went on:
"There were these, little nuggets, little, you know, take six, not a lot. Six hours later I was like, 'heeeey, what's going on?' I fell out of bed, on the floor, I stumbled downstairs and I was like, 'I ate too much.' And the ambulance comes and is like, 'this bitch is as high as a kite.' I was hallucinating, I was on an IV. I stumbled out like junkie ... it was bad news!I had six, I almost died."
That description pretty much sums up Paula Abdul on American Idol.
Kara covered Paula's ass by saying that the pot brownies were left by a friend after a party. I believe her. Paula doesn't fuck with that toddler shit. Pot brownies are for babies who can't hang! Paula only messes with OxyContin cakes and Adderall frosting.
But seriously, methinks that wasn't pot in those brownies. Me also thinks that Paula Abdul now knows where her chocolate LSD balls went.
via HuffPo
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She is so full of shit, telling these junior high, made-up stories about how she got SO, LIKE WASTED. And then there was this time at band camp...
What a dis to Paula.
Does anyone care about this bitch anymore or did they ever?
Well, I'm sure a bunch of middle aged men have fond memories of having carnal knowlege of her behind the neighborhood church in teenage years, or so says a friend of mine who went to school with her in a crappy {West}chester suburb.
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GERONIMO!
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. NO one and I mean NO ONE has ever hallucinated on weed. Period and if you say you have you are full of shit too!
High as a kite yes, paranoid as shit yes, make you sick quite possibly but hallucinate, no fucking way.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 3:35pm.
i did have a similar experience from eating pot chocolate chip cookies, back in the 80's. i had to give up walking upright about half-way home, but it was the Haight-Ashbury section of San Francisco, so nobody noticed.
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*falls off chair manically laughing*
OH HO! You didn't!
*crying*
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*raises hand solemnly*
true story.
i was like, vision-impaired, picking my way around the Panhandle section of Golden Gate Park. "okay, um, turn left here...um, okay....i think this is where i live, but....nope....."
i'm pretty sure there was someone walking with me but it might have just been my Guardian Angel.
a few years ago, there was a guy who sold handmade THC - infused truffles outside of festivals, like the Green Festival and Bioneers. he's a fucking magician. the ingredients are organic, and he makes these completely round, multi-layered things that are like gourmet quality, and flavored with raspberry or almond. Lovely high, just a beautiful thing.
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"yes, bitch - it IS caused by global warming."
I'm sure I don't know who this person is, but she looks every bit as obnoxious as Lea Michele.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Bitch please, six brownies and you almost saw Courtney Love's lil black man? Most people can begin to hallucinate from six large-size Duncan Hines brownies just from the sugar, but to need an ambulance, a hospital stay and to have "almost died"? Unless that shit was laced with Hunter Thompson-sized hits of hallucinogens, I call bullshit.
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Things were so much simpler when I was a kid. You had to work to see a weenus, too, they weren't just parked on the lawn like a plastic flamingo for anybody walking by to get an eyeful. agirl, 5/14/2011
These two old birds need to go away before they melt.
Best recipe for pot brownies is using pot butter.
Boil about 4 or 5 buds with a stick of butter.
let it sit, refrigerator will work, and let the fat rise to the top.
It should be a patty green color. Skim it off the top.
Use this as your oil/fat ingredient in your brownies, cookies, breads..etc.
This just confirms my intuitive love for paula.
I love the side-eye the dude behind them is throwing.
Kara reminds me of every annoying, stupid cunt from junior high. Have hated her from Day One, but THIS SHIT just pushed my hatred over the top.
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"Let's do it in Spanish" -Ricky Martin
Oh, come on !!!
It hit her 6 HOURS LATER ???
What a fucking LIAR !!!!
A lot of people can't handle pot. It's harmless, yes, but that first big high can be paranoia-inducing.
I freaked out the first time. My pothead boyfriend talked me down. Irrational, yes, but typical. Then I kept trying until I liked it. Fucking quitters.
This woman is a moron for truly believing THC nearly killed her. There's no reason to be this ignorant about the world.
She's so full of shit unless they were dosed with something other that weed. Worst case scenario is she would sleep for a couple of hours. I hate assholes who make like weed is so strong and like a narcotic, of course they never have smoked in their lives yet they judge.
Ahhahaha! Oh my god, mcnightmare...
This is comedy gold:
"i did have a similar experience from eating pot chocolate chip cookies, back in the 80's. i had to give up walking upright about half-way home, but it was the Haight-Ashbury section of San Francisco, so nobody noticed."
Can I kick this twat in the teeth? First off yes, its impossible to overdose off marijuana, herb, nugg, ganja, etc (I shiver at the word "pot"). She probably had a panic attack, which happened to me when I was 16, it was one of the first times I smoked and I tripped hard. .
Weed is my anti-drug (I have my MMJ Card). Alcohol is deadly poison.
I always found pot brownies put me in a vicious circle of the stoned munchies...
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America.. fuck yeah!
Submitted by thegobbler on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 3:36pm.
Oh damn, remember that 911 call from a couple who had smoked a j and thought they were gonna die? *goes off to find link*
ETA:ahahaha! The guy was a cop-even better!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwfe5lH1n9Q
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Ok, that's freakin'hilarious LOL!
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EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws
(thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 4:52pm.
MARIJUANA KILLED MY FATHER AND RAPED MY MOTHER!!!
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There there, sucky. You need to stop dropping E, mmmkay?
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(thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
I can say i never hallucinated from pot aside from one time i smoked a j that i bought rolled from some dude in Amsterdam. I was seeing Santa Claus in the middle of June and Frau Antje the Cheese-lady was the DJ in the club we went to. Most likely i was smoking something aside from pot that day......
Ok,I take that back, i went to a House Club once and heard lyrics sung by some chick in all instrumental songs. Does that count as hallucinating??
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
wait...I thought pot does NOT make you hallucinate.
I just had a massive ice cream sundae. Hate on me now, bitch.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by mike on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 5:21pm.
Scraping the bottom of the relevancy barrel.
At least it's not a Goopy or a Gaga post.
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God bless the absence of a Gags post.
At least with the Goopster I get to insert 'cunt polenta' into a sentence!
skinny people hugs are creepy looking, too much arm
Submitted by citizenstrange on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 5:21pm.
Jesus she is ripping off the Beatles "Day in the Life" almost word for word.
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LOLOL!!!
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When I was crazy I thought you were great
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 5:21pm.
Scraping the bottom of the relevancy barrel.
At least it's not a Goopy or a Gaga post.
This story has 'wtf?' written allover it! For one, why is that goodie two shoes like Paula Abdul are ALWAYS the ones with the freaky hidden secrets? ...AND WHY THE FUCK would this twink (Kara) eat a bunch of strange brownies?...ESPECIALLY at Abdul's house? She knew what was up and is now trying to pretend she was lil' miss naive and it wasn't her fault. BITCH PLEASE!!!!!!
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
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I'm here for your entertainment...
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 4:52pm.
MARIJUANA KILLED MY FATHER AND RAPED MY MOTHER!!!
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We can always count on Sucky to put things in a sensible perspective!
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
My friend's gay dad and his boyfriend made hash brownies and so my friend and I split one. It was fucking delicious and didn't taste like anything other than a fudgy delicious brownie. FUDGY ORGASMIC-NESS.
And we were stoned out of our gourds. For HOURS.
*sigh*
MARIJUANA KILLED MY FATHER AND RAPED MY MOTHER!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
As my pothead friends would say, "who the fuck wastes good pot on brownies?!"
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
Uh - I agree with most - I doubt that she'd eat 6 brownies unless she planned on throwing them back up. And unless she scarfed them down back to back she should have felt the effects after one brownie - unless it was some pretty weak shyt. And based on some of Paula's behavior, I'd bet serious $$$ that she doesn't deal with weak shyt.
Years ago my x- went to drop off the rent to our landlords who were these two young men who stayed 'lit. While there they offered him ONE pot brownie. His azz barely made it back to the apartment he was so fried - and we all lived in the same complex. This man was a true pot head. I know pot heads from way back and I've never heard anyone eating six brownies before they could feel the effects.
Methinks she's still tripping or those brownies were packing more than pot. Her light azz probably got a sugar buzz - I'm sure that is as foreign to her as pot.
I loved me some weed back in the day, although it was much easier to get Hash in Germany. The good ol` days, pre-kids and responsiblities.....
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
I miss hash. Years ago it was much easier to get. I used to love to put a chunk between my cheek and gum. Awesome body high.
Hey Kara, now tell us about the time you drank 2 Four Lokos!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
dude. for starters. yes its true you can't eat a pot brownie without knowing its a pot brownie, they reek and taste like hay! HAY! the shit that SJP nibbles on! second: You lard ass!! you seriously ate SIX brownies??! BARF! 3rd: The effects of marijuana are far more present when you eat it. it was more than likely not actual pot in the brownies, but hash oil or ganja butter. that shit it toxic but amazing if you are in serious physical pain. and lastly: ha ha HA! you dumb fucking bitch thats what you get for greedily eating all of someones dank ass brownies!
I've heard from people that work in dispensaries that even they have come across edibles that kicked their asses.
One of my friends had 2 brownies at a halloween party and he was freaking out (and he smokes and otherwises doses on the regular). He's had to give up any edibles with hash in them, it makes him too sick so go figure.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
LOL!!!....lightweight!!
that reminds me...*puts "make pot brownies" on my to-do list* ;-)
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"I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"
The first rule of Paula's drug dungeon: Do NOT talk about Paula's drug dungeon!
She is one of those bitches that tries to throw shade at another bitch on the slick.
'I was just an innocent houseguest trying to have a lil snack. I had no idea Paula liked the green! Gee, we don't have that where I'm from.'
Paula should choke her out. What happens in Paula's drug dungeon stays in Paula's drug dungeon!
I ate several brownies once on 4/20 day and later felt sick and disoriented (and I had smoked for a couple of years at that point), on that same day my friend cooked some hamburgers that weren't cooked enough..to this day I can't tell which one fucked me up or if it was a combination of the two, but I never want to go through that again.
"Sour Diesel" ice cream on the other hand is fantastic.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
This woman tries so hard, bless her heart.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Bitch is STILL hallucinating if she thinks anyone believes that bullshit story. Such the innocent... Please.
"and the ambulance comes in and is all like "this bitch is high as a kite".
Talking ambulances? Was the ambulance "pitchy"?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I've been uncomfortably high from eating pot brownies before too, but this one is obviously an amateur and has no business indulging in the good shit. It's virtually impossible to overdose on marijuana. Leave the nuggets for those of us who can handle our buzz.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
So what is her point? Is she playing sweet & innocent and implying that this is the only time she has ever indulged? (Conveniently "by accident," of course.) Or is she implying that Paula Abdul has lots of the good sh** lying around her house? I don't care enough to watch the video...
As per usual I'm giving this way too much thought, but even if your host says "make yourself at home" you don't make a pig of yourself.
gobbler, yes, the snort kills me.
The only way I can see her even considering to eat A brownie, much less six, is if she was already preparing to yack them up immediately after. Which of course, wouldn't allow enough time for the pot to take effect.
LIES I TELL YOU!
I've eaten 6 pot brownies and didn't even notice there was pot in them. Bitch is lightweight, and it sure as shit wasn't pot. I agree with the majority though, she couldn't eat six brownies... six dicks, yes. Brownies? No.
I put some PCP into my Indian Peace pipe, tossed a graham of blonde hash into it, then filled in the rest of the bowl with some herb to mellow my buzz.
I SAW GENE SIMMONS. Up close. Holy Fuck.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 3:42pm.
Speaking of lightweights
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