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Mason, the Benji dog who was snatched by a tornado in Alabama and blown far away from home. When Mason dropped to the ground, two of his legs broke like your heart while reading this sad shit. Mason didn’t give up, though! As the theme song from Rocky played and determination took over his body, Mason used his two front legs to crawl all the way home.

Two weeks later, Mason and his owners were all reunited on their front porch. The awwwwww-covered happiness was short-lived. Mason’s family had to send him away to spend some time in a shelter while they rebuild. Their plan is to bring him back once their house is liveable and once he is completely healed.

The doctors at the shelter say that he is undergoing surgery tomorrow, so hopefully he won’t be crawling around like a GloWorm for long. One of the doctors told MyFoxAl, “This is probably the most dramatic we’ve seen as far as an injury in an animal that’s survived this long. It’s kind of tapering off, the amount of animals we’re seeing because of the storm. For an animal just to show up on someone’s porch after this time was pretty remarkable, especially with the condition he’s in.”

Well, now I really have no reason to moan like an asshole when I have to walk 15 steps to my bathroom to piss in the middle of the night. (Yes, I’ve looked into getting a working toilet/bedside table).

For information on how to donate to the tornado relief efforts in Alabama, Joplin and Oklahoma, click here, here and here.