Chyna's Long-Awaited Return To Porn Is Happening
With the demand for penis clit videos on the rise, Chyna knows that now is the time for her to give the public what they want and she is returning to the world of porn! Chyna's debut sex tape was like the Planet Earth of sex tapes, because it showed us how the elusive (don't click on that) peirced clitordick behaves in the wild. And Chyna's going to give us more of that.
Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment tells TMZ that Chyna came to him a while ago and let him know that she's ready to give her a cooch another whirl on the porn machine. Chyna had one request. Since she's a whole lotta woman, she needs a whole lotta man to handle her. So Chyna asked Steve to pair her up with the biggest male porn stars in the business. Steve gave her Evan and Lee Stone, and the three of them just shot a movie called Backdoor Into Chyna.
I'm extremely impressed that a dude can give Chyna fellatio and cunnilingus at the same time. Also, I'd take Chyna over Khloe Kardashian any day of the week, but nothing good can come out of something called Backdoor Into Chyna. That's like the activated charcoal of titles. My parts are dry heaving at the title alone. Actually, dry heaving genitals sound like a talent that could get me 3rd place on Greece's Got Talent. Be right back.
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For your health.
Submitted by mcnightmare: "...and i see what Ziggy Stardust is saying. we tend to look at each other and ourselves in total isolation, rather than as part of a system that does, with our own uninformed consent (because we think we're signing up for the American Dream), chew us up and spit us out."
Ditto, ditto, ditto. But that's what Americans do, try to cover up the boo boo with a bandaid rather than deal with what caused it. Sigh.
Evan Stone has buttisface, but that man knows how to work his organ.
this is why us high class bitches dont buy louis vuitton anymore cuz gorilla ass bitches like that do.
Take out the fake tits and dye her hair blonde and she'd be A-rod's next girlfriend.
The star of that photo is the freak in the driver's seat.
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Is Dian Fossey filming this or just observing from a safe distance?
Submitted by piedlourde on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 3:27pm.
Say whaaat? You need to brush up on your sex ed, honey! The urethra, a tiny opening, is located quite close to the vaginal opening. :D
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um, yep. front to back , it goes:
clit
urethra
vaginal opening.
i used to be a Sex Educator at Good Vibrations, honey, i know my junk. :D
and i see what Ziggy Stardust is saying. we tend to look at each other and ourselves in total isolation, rather than as part of a system that does, with our own uninformed consent (because we think we're signing up for the American Dream), chew us up and spit us out.
but don't get me started or someone will accuse me of accusing them of being a racist! lol.
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"The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions..There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices. And the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to - the Twilight Zone."
I just totally lost it imagining the audio track to this nightmare. Sometimes the hottest part of a porno film is the audio, but I am willing to bet money that this will not be the case for Backdoor to Chyna. I am also willing to bet that at least one of the dudes in the film with her had to spray his throat down with 20% benzocaine in order to make it easier to deep throat Chyna's wanglet.
Side note: benzocaine is the shit for a number of different applications (provided you are not allergic). Never say never without trying benzocaine first (this statement should be followed by a "The more you know..." rainbow, but I do not have the tech skillz to make that happen, so please use your imagination).
I'd assume with a cit that big, with the most sensitive part of it open to the world, that if you wear tight pants/jeans you'll cream yourself after every few steps?
I'm thinking way to hard about this.
I hope Chynna's not a grower.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 2:54pm.
This is how corporations behave. They bleed workers dry until they are no longer profitable. Then the workers are dumped in a garbage can and left to waste away.
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It's about how companies suck the life from workers and then leave them with nothing. There was a time when corporations were legally obliged to support their communities and workers. Now they are legally required to take any opportunity to maximise shareholder profit - who cares if a few women grow d*cks in the process?
It happens all over America. Hell, all over the world.
They steal our time and effort. Only a few people are benefiting from the current system, and the rest of us end up flashing our genitals for horsehung p**n stars or posting on Dlisted all f*cking day long.
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Ziggy, I can't say I disagree with this. More often than not, starring in skin flicks is an act of complete and utter desperation, a last resort.
And if all of us truly had the opportunities to live our dreams and let our talents blossom fully, there would be little time for gossip and chitchat.
Re: Chyna, I find her pitiful, always have. For all of her muscles, appendages, etc., she's clearly a weak-minded and vulnerable person, and it's no surprise that the system took full advantage of this fact.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 1:08pm.
me, too. i assume it gets hard but she pees through a urethra behind the clit, like most women.
Say whaaat? You need to brush up on your sex ed, honey! The urethra, a tiny opening, is located quite close to the vaginal opening. :D
Re: that site with the freakazoid bodybuilder women... Take a look at "Ashlee Chambers" -- the Frankenstein's monster of implants! UGH!
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"If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!" — Professor Farnsworth
Every corporate tax cut, public subsidy... they have all led to this moment.
Our politicians are supposed to make sure that this kind of shit doesn't happen. There is no support for unemployed people because the ruling class hates the middle and working classes.
When was the last time there was any real job creation initiatives? I know that people like to jack off to Clinton's record, but most of the jobs created in that period paid salaries below the living wage, so they SHOULDN'T COUNT.
That is, if we count a job as a legal agreement in which workers exchange labour for life-sustaining resources. Maybe I'm just oldfashioned though.
Let's just define a job as something that people sign up to do so that they don't show up on registers come election time.
I shouldn't blame capitalism though. As Marx observed, capitalism never promised stability.
Capitalism celebrated the 140th birthday of the Manifesto by blowing its brains out in 2008. Unfortunately some old cunts in government reanimated its disease ridden corpse and convinced us that it was Marylin fucking Monroe.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
I am a troll. Ignore
Of course it's capitalism's fault that this woman is broke, unhinged and sporting a penis.
This is how corporations behave. They bleed workers dry until they are no longer profitable. Then the workers are dumped in a garbage can and left to waste away.
She's been reduced to doing porn and starring in lousy reality television. Do you think that she's the victim of the corporate machine who has been reduced to selling sex?
This woman was at one time a major draw to one of the most popular TV shows around the world. What does she have to show for it? Where is her money?
She can't have burned through it all by now. When have you ever saw her wearing anything that couldn't be found in a dumpster? Where is her money? Bad investments? Have you ever seen her on Wall St?
I'll tell you where her money is - Stephanie McMahon's fake tits.
This isn't about clitdicks.
It's about how companies suck the life from workers and then leave them with nothing. There was a time when corporations were legally obliged to support their communities and workers. Now they are legally required to take any opportunity to maximise shareholder profit - who cares if a few women grow dicks in the process?
It happens all over America. Hell, all over the world.
They steal our time and effort. Only a few people are benefiting from the current system, and the rest of us end up flashing our genitals for horsehung porn stars or posting on Dlisted all fucking day long.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
I am a troll. Ignore
Anyone else remember Denise Richards pussylip-ball situation? I think her Chyna, and Cisco should do a 3 way porno called Mutant Genitals.
http://egotastic.com/2007/02/denise-richards-4/denise-richards-pussy-pic...
Submitted by BorgQueen on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 2:12pm
My old trainer got his hand on a bunch of female bodybuilder pornos and let me tell you every one of those chicks had a clit like Chynna's. IT is the male growth hormone (testosterone) that these women use to build muscles that also enlarges their clits.
Exhibit A http://www.bodybuildersinheat.net/index.php?gclid=CJ6Sn4W0hqkCFcZM4AodmQ...
(NSFL)
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Um, yeah, that's got SouthPark written all over it.
Then I started wondering, does the increase surface area mean increased pleasure? Compared to a man a woman's orgasm is longer but not as intense. But with a bionic clit(!) maybe it's the best of both worlds.
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"He didn't know...the gum was loaded."
She's showing us the size of cock she'll be taking in her next porn.
Damn you Borg Queen! Why did I click on that? Someone pass the eye bleach.
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You're simple, you're shallow, you're a common whore. That's why we're soul mates. ~Karen Walker
ROTLMAO @ Uncle Brain Fart - I know, I know. I am so sorry for scarring you.
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Live like the bombshell I really am!!!
Glad I'm not the only one who was curious whether she could jerk it off or not. Wonder if its easier for her to have an orgasm since its bigger than most clits (and some dicks)? LMAO
Why have I wasted precious minutes of my life thinking about this? SMH
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You're simple, you're shallow, you're a common whore. That's why we're soul mates. ~Karen Walker
LOL snowy - only if you're doing it right!!! :P
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
I might scream
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
*perks up at jacko's obvious expertise*
BorgQueen WTF??? You should know by now a NSFL warning doesnt stop a true D-lister!!
That has to be by far the worst thing i have seen in weeks. Hell. I need a drink.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
THATS WHAT CLOSED BATHROOM STALLS ARE FOR WHORE! xo
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 1:08pm.
i'm guessing she's officially (biologically) a hermaphrodite? she seems to have a lot of testosterone.
or is she just a girl with a big clit?
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My old trainer got his hand on a bunch of female bodybuilder pornos and let me tell you every one of those chicks had a clit like Chynna's. IT is the male growth hormone (testosterone) that these women use to build muscles that also enlarges their clits.
Exhibit A http://www.bodybuildersinheat.net/index.php?gclid=CJ6Sn4W0hqkCFcZM4AodmQ...
(NSFL)
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Live like the bombshell I really am!!!
*does the honor and checks for snowy*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
EEG I AM AT WORK YOU WHORE LOL AND I SIT IN A CUBICLE!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 1:05pm.
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You are so right but you forgot another point that sent Chynna over the edge.
She was with Triple H for a couple of years and then he dumps and get married to Stefanie McMahon. Then Chynna gets kicked out the WWF leaving her without any means to support herself. I would be a raging drunk/druggie too.
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Live like the bombshell I really am!!!
same applies ho CLICK CLICK CLICK! double dog dare you. (p.s. it's uhm not just for educational purposes) ya know ;)
EEG, I mean at MY OWN!!!! If I have one of those things inside I don't want to know!!!!!!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 1:53pm.
*congratulates Jacko on knowing how to find the good spot*
You are about a mile ahead of 60 percent of the male population.
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I take pride in my work.
*side eyes Sweetas*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
Snowy you wuss! CLICK CLICK CLICK!
I REFUSE TO LOOOOOOOOOOK!
*ducks under desk*
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
*congratulates Jacko on knowing how to find the good spot*
You are about a mile ahead of 60 percent of the male population.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
She does have nice legs. If you have to give her that - you just can't between them without a harpoon and a taste for adventure.
It's nice to know us girls can grow our own mini penis if we want to by using steroids.
Thanks for pointing that out Chyna, not sure why you'd be so proud of it though.
i. can't. believe. what. my. eyes. have. just. seen. whoah. i don't think i have anything that big dangling down there. is that normal? am i abnormal? i wonder if it's fully functional. damn.
Gross.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 1:05pm.
Leave it to Ziggy Stardust to turn a post about Joanie Lauer's peentoris-filled porn career and former wrestling career into an anti-captitalist rant.
I'm not saying that either of her "industries" of choice are fair and wholesome, but nobody forced this person into this work. Nobody forced her to become a drunk and drug addict either.
Capitalism has nothing to do with the choices she made.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"open the blinds and say hello"
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
Yes snowy, pull the hood back from the bean and you haz minipeen.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 1:10pm.
Snowy you dumb ho yes it does:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Edsim_Vascular.jpg
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Whoa.. we haev peens!!!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
As nasty as her clenis is, Cisco's balls no contest.
i want to say i wouldn't look at this, but the minute i get home, i will click on this train wreck...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 05/26/2011 - 1:07pm.
my clit doesn't have a damn head! WTF EEG and M.E. PICS PLEASE.!?!?!? LOL I wonder if Chyna had that thing circumsized?
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I already said that!
jacko, you just made me wet
Just basic biology. When we are old and gray sitting on the lanai I shall remind you of this and LAUGH!
LOL, they all look like that, you just have to open the blinds and say "hello"...
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
EEG GROSS WTF!!!!!!!
I don't need to know all that!!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK