Afternoon Crumbs

May 26, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Those of you keep who keep saying that Angie Jo needs to slurp on a bowl of Ensure can shut up now. Because here she is with a lollipop and that counts as a balanced meal! Or maybe she carries it around because it’s her body inspiration? – Lainey Gossip

Hilary Duff’s impersonation of Audrina Patridge is spot on!!! – Popholic

January Jones looks hot to me, but you know how I love sea green eyeshadow – The Superficial

What in the Lion King Judas Priest Plymouth Rock Hell? – Towleroad

Carla Bruni is knocked up – Celebitchy

That is so a CoCo original on Halle Berry’s body – Hollywood Tuna

Shauna Sand wears the feathers of gay angel wings with grace and style (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

DanRad in a tux! – Just Jared

Anna Paquin in Health Magazine!! – The Berry

Katherine Heigl’s hair!!! (Note: Those exclamation points are dipped in terror) – ICYDK

A $2 million ring on a $2 ho – Popsugar

Sleeping inside of an elephant’s vagina never looked so comfortable – The Daily What

The Bridesmaids outtakes – OMG Blog

Kim Kardashian’s got the #2 part right – I’m Not Obsessed

ScarJo in 4 kinds of drag – Cityrag

Precious gives face – Crunk + Disorderly

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